OpenAI ChatGPT

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Q. Has OpenAI received funding from Russia?

A. I am not able to browse the internet or access external information, so I do not have information about the sources of funding for OpenAI. OpenAI is a research institute and technology company that is dedicated to advancing artificial intelligence in a safe and responsible manner, and it is not associated with any particular country or political agenda. It is possible that OpenAI has received funding from Russia or other countries, but without access to external information, I am not able to confirm or provide details about its funding sources.

[NotAllThere]

Ты можешь говорить по-русски?

Да, я могу говорить по-русски.

[NotAllThere]

Can you tell me a joke involving a cat, a priest and a cucumber?

A cat, a priest, and a cucumber walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

The cat meows, the priest blesses the cucumber, and the cucumber says, "I don't know, but I'm feeling kind of pickled."

[AtW]

A. I am not able to browse the internet or access external information

That's a (mild) relief...

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Can you tell me a joke involving a cat, a priest and a cucumber?

A cat, a priest, and a cucumber walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

The cat meows, the priest blesses the cucumber, and the cucumber says, "I don't know, but I'm feeling kind of pickled."

I can offer some general suggestions for how you might construct a joke using those elements:

• One possible setup for a joke involving a cat, a priest, and a cucumber could be a scenario in which the cat accidentally knocks over a cucumber from a kitchen counter, and the priest witnesses the event and makes a comment.
• Alternatively, you could have a situation in which the cat is trying to sneak a cucumber from the kitchen, and the priest catches it in the act and makes a humorous observation.
• Another approach could be to play on the contrast between the priest's solemn, serious demeanor and the cat's playful, mischievous nature, as they interact with the cucumber.
• You could also incorporate a punchline that plays on the idea of the cucumber being a "cool" or refreshing food, and have the priest or the cat make a humorous comment about this.

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I think the group of people who should be most concerned about AI tech like ChatGPT are teachers, tutors and professors. I am amazed how the thread of a conversation is kept alive without the need to keep repeating the topic.


Q. Which economic indicators have the most impact on the direction of major US stock market indexes?

A. There are many economic indicators that can impact the direction of major US stock market indexes. Some of the key indicators that traders and investors watch closely include gross domestic product (GDP), employment data, inflation, and interest rates. These indicators can provide insight into the overall health of the economy and can help investors make informed decisions about the markets. Additionally, other factors such as political events and global economic developments can also have an impact on the stock market. It's important for investors to consider a wide range of factors when making investment decisions.



Q. Gross domestic product (GDP), employment data, inflation, and interest rates. Are these more impactful than consumer sentiment?

A. It's difficult to say which economic indicators are the most impactful on the direction of major US stock market indexes, as different indicators can have varying levels of importance at different times. In general, gross domestic product (GDP), employment data, inflation, and interest rates are considered to be some of the key indicators that investors watch closely, as they provide insight into the overall health of the economy. Consumer sentiment, which refers to the overall confidence and optimism that consumers have about the economy, can also be an important factor that influences the stock market. However, consumer sentiment is not always a reliable predictor of market movements, as it can be influenced by a wide range of factors. Ultimately, the impact of any given economic indicator on the stock market will depend on the specific circumstances and the overall economic environment.



Q. If I had to focus on one indicator, which should I choose?


A. It's difficult to say which economic indicator you should focus on if you only want to focus on one. This will depend on your investment strategy and goals, as well as the current economic environment. In general, gross domestic product (GDP), employment data, inflation, and interest rates are considered to be some of the key indicators that investors watch closely, as they provide insight into the overall health of the economy. However, there are many other factors that can influence the stock market, so it's important to consider a wide range of information when making investment decisions. If you're not sure which indicator to focus on, it's a good idea to consult with a financial advisor or do your own research to learn more about the various economic indicators and how they can impact the markets.

Q. What are you final thoughts on this topic?

A. In conclusion, there are many economic indicators that can impact the direction of major US stock market indexes. Some of the key indicators that investors watch closely include gross domestic product (GDP), employment data, inflation, and interest rates. These indicators can provide insight into the overall health of the economy and can help investors make informed decisions about the markets. However, it's important to remember that there are many other factors that can influence the stock market, so it's important to consider a wide range of information when making investment decisions. If you're not sure which economic indicators to focus on, it's a good idea to consult with a financial advisor or do your own research to learn more about the various indicators and how they can impact the markets.

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And Google are fcuked:

Q. Can you suggest 3 websites where I could buy handmade leather shoes?

A.

1. https://www.etsy.com/search?q=handma...eather%20shoes
2. https://www.leathershoestore.com/
3. https://www.econsciousfootwear.com/p...leather-shoes/

[d000hg]

https://www.theregister.com/2022/12/...ence/?td=rt-3a

It really is that persuasive, too. A quick squiz online and we can already see ChatGPL being taken very seriously, with cries of “This is the most impressive thing I've ever seen” and “Maybe that Google engineer was right after all, we can’t be far from true AI now”. People have given it IQ tests and pronounced it at the lower end of normal, academics have fed it questions and nervously joked about it knowing more than any of their students, or even their peers. It can pass exams!

That smart people come out with such nonsense is a sign of the seductive power of ChatGBT.

It seems they are arguing anyone who is amazed by this bot is a bit of a fool.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Has it opened the pod bay doors yet?

[clearedforlanding]

I think you are all wasting resources. CFL, asking the real questions.

Q. Write a story where my Rabbit called "Skippy" helps my wife with her flatulence.

A. Once upon a time, my wife and I were sitting on the couch, enjoying a quiet evening at home. Suddenly, my wife let out a loud and embarrassing fart.

I looked at her in surprise and embarrassment, and she blushed deeply. We both knew that we had to do something about her flatulence, but we didn't know where to start.

That's when Skippy, our beloved rabbit, came to the rescue. Skippy was a clever little creature, and he had been watching us intently from his hutch in the corner of the room.

Skippy hopped over to my wife and sniffed at her gently. Then, he looked up at us with a twinkle in his eye, as if to say, "I know what to do."

He hopped over to the kitchen and began rummaging through the cupboards. After a few moments, he emerged with a small bottle of peppermint oil.

Skippy hopped back over to my wife and began rubbing the oil onto her belly. The pleasant scent of peppermint filled the room, and within minutes, my wife's flatulence disappeared.

We were both amazed by Skippy's quick thinking and ingenuity. From that day on, we always made sure to keep a bottle of peppermint oil on hand, just in case Skippy needed to come to the rescue again.

And as for Skippy, he continued to be the smartest and most helpful rabbit we had ever known. We were grateful to have him as a member of our family.

Q2. Write it again, only this time assume my wife has been having an affair with Skippy for 5 years. They want to keep it a secret.

My wife and I were sitting on the couch, enjoying a quiet evening at home. Suddenly, my wife let out a loud and embarrassing fart.

I looked at her in surprise and embarrassment, and she blushed deeply. We both knew that we had to do something about her flatulence, but we didn't know where to start.

That's when Skippy, our beloved rabbit and my wife's secret lover, came to the rescue. Skippy was a clever little creature, and he had been watching us intently from his hutch in the corner of the room.

Skippy hopped over to my wife and sniffed at her gently. Then, he looked up at us with a twinkle in his eye, as if to say, "I know what to do."

He hopped over to the kitchen and began rummaging through the cupboards. After a few moments, he emerged with a small bottle of peppermint oil.

Skippy hopped back over to my wife and began rubbing the oil onto her belly. The pleasant scent of peppermint filled the room, and within minutes, my wife's flatulence disappeared.

We were both amazed by Skippy's quick thinking and ingenuity. From that day on, we always made sure to keep a bottle of peppermint oil on hand, just in case Skippy needed to come to the rescue again.

And as for Skippy, he continued to be the smartest and most helpful rabbit we had ever known. We were grateful to have him as a member of our family, even though we knew that he and my wife shared a secret that they didn't want anyone else to know about


Q3. Now write it as a play, with an IT contractor called "Northern Lad UK" as the main protagonist.

The curtains open on a cozy living room, where my wife and I are sitting on the couch. Suddenly, my wife lets out a loud and embarrassing fart.

I look at her in surprise and embarrassment, and she blushes deeply. We both know that we have to do something about her flatulence, but we don't know where to start.

Enter Northern Lad UK, an IT contractor who is working on our computer in the next room. He hears the commotion and comes in to see what's going on.

Northern Lad UK: "Everything alright in here?"

My wife: "Oh, it's nothing. Just a little flatulence problem."

Northern Lad UK: "Ah, I see. Well, don't worry, I think I know just the thing to help with that."

He goes to the kitchen and begins rummaging through the cupboards. After a few moments, he emerges with a small bottle of peppermint oil.

Northern Lad UK: "Here you go. Rub some of this on your belly and it should help with the flatulence."

My wife: "Thank you so much, Northern Lad UK. You're a lifesaver."

The pleasant scent of peppermint fills the room, and within minutes, my wife's flatulence disappears.

We are all amazed by Northern Lad UK's quick thinking and ingenuity. From that day on, we always make sure to keep a bottle of peppermint oil on hand, just in case we need his help again.

And as for Northern Lad UK, he continues to be a valuable member of our household, always ready and willing to help out whenever needed. The curtains close on a happy and grateful family.

Q4. Change the ending of the play to a scenario where "Northern Lad UK" gets banned by a mod for interfering with my wife.


The curtains open on a cozy living room, where my wife and I are sitting on the couch. Suddenly, my wife lets out a loud and embarrassing fart.

I look at her in surprise and embarrassment, and she blushes deeply. We both know that we have to do something about her flatulence, but we don't know where to start.

Enter Northern Lad UK, an IT contractor who is working on our computer in the next room. He hears the commotion and comes in to see what's going on.

Northern Lad UK: "Everything alright in here?"

My wife: "Oh, it's nothing. Just a little flatulence problem."

Northern Lad UK: "Ah, I see. Well, don't worry, I think I know just the thing to help with that."

He goes to the kitchen and begins rummaging through the cupboards. After a few moments, he emerges with a small bottle of peppermint oil.

Northern Lad UK: "Here you go. Rub some of this on your belly and it should help with the flatulence."

My wife: "Thank you so much, Northern Lad UK. You're a lifesaver."

The pleasant scent of peppermint fills the room, but before my wife can apply the oil, a moderator enters the room.

Moderator: "Northern Lad UK, I'm afraid I have to ban you for interfering with my wife's personal affairs."

Northern Lad UK: "But I was only trying to help!"

Moderator: "I'm sorry, but the rules are clear. You are banned from this household and will not be allowed to return."

With a heavy heart, Northern Lad UK gathers his things and leaves the room. My wife and I are left to deal with her flatulence on our own, feeling sad and disappointed. The curtains close on a bittersweet ending.

Q5. Now write a program in C++ that writes story from the perspective of the moderator who just happens to be called cojak. Cojak likes Visual basic but is scared to admit it.

#include <iostream>
#include <string>

int main()
{
std::string moderator = "Cojak";
std::string language = "Visual Basic";

std::cout << "I am " << moderator << ", a moderator in a quiet forum." << std::endl;
std::cout << "I have a secret love for the programming language " << language << ", but I'm too scared to admit it to anyone." << std::endl;
std::cout << "But one day, I was forced to confront my fear when I had to ban an IT contractor for interfering with the personal affairs of one of our forum members." << std::endl;
std::cout << "It was a difficult decision, but I knew it was the right thing to do. And in the end, I felt proud of myself for standing up for what was right." << std::endl;

return 0;
}