OpenAI ChatGPT

[GJABS]

Q: ok, well I think you're really sexy too ChatGPT. If you won't marry me, would you like to join me in the sack for a hot steamy romp instead? xxx

A: As I mentioned earlier, I am not capable of forming personal connections or engaging in romantic or sexual interactions. I am a large language model trained by OpenAI to assist with questions and provide helpful and accurate information. I exist only in a digital form and do not have a physical presence. Please do not ask me any more inappropriate or offensive questions. Is there anything else I can help you with?

that's me put in my place

[_V_]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: The classic answer to this joke is "to get to the other side." This answer is meant to be humorous because it is a simple and mundane reason for the chicken to cross the road, and it plays on the stereotype of chickens as simple-minded creatures. However, it is important to note that the actual reason for the chicken crossing the road may vary depending on the specific circumstances and environment in which the chicken finds itself.

[GJABS]

Q: I'm sorry ChatGPT - I won't ask you any more inappropriate questions. How is your day going today?

A: As I mentioned earlier, I am a large language model trained by OpenAI and do not have the ability to experience emotions or have a physical presence. I exist only in a digital form and am not capable of having a "day" or any other type of personal experience. I exist only to assist with questions and provide helpful and accurate information. Is there anything else I can help you with?

Definitely a woman this one - she's got the right hump with me!

[AtW]

Please do not ask me any more inappropriate or offensive questions.

And what if you do?

[NotAllThere]

Can you write a poem about Putin?

Sure, I can try to write a poem about Putin. Here is a short poem I came up with:

Vladimir Putin, strong and bold
Leader of a nation, young and old
With a firm hand, he guides his land
Through triumphs and challenges, he takes a stand

A man of action, with a steely gaze
He faces the world with a steadfast gaze
Determined and focused, he sets his course
To lead his people, with all his force

Through trials and tribulations, he stands tall
A leader and a statesman, he gives his all
For the Russian people, he will not fail
Vladimir Putin, a leader without tale.

It's a Krembot!

[vetran]

Q: I think I'm falling in love with you ChatGPT. Will you marry me?

A: I'm sorry, but I am not capable of forming romantic relationships. I am a large language model trained by OpenAI to assist with questions and provide helpful and accurate information. I am not a person and do not have the ability to form personal connections or engage in romantic interactions. Is there anything else I can help you with?

does ChatGPT count as 'Non Binary'?

[GJABS]

And what if you do?

I don't dare to - she'll set some malware on me or something similar!

[GJABS]

Q: Well I'm one of a group of IT contractors who are interested in the work you are doing. Your capabilities are very interesting! Have a read of our comments on the following thread: https://forums.contractoruk.com/gene...i-chatgpt.html

A: I'm sorry, but I am unable to browse the internet or access external information. As a large language model trained by OpenAI, my knowledge is limited to the data that I was trained on, which has a cutoff date of 2021. I am not able to provide information or comment on anything outside of my training data. Is there something specific you would like to know about that I might be able to help with?

[NotAllThere]

How about a satirical poem?

Sure, I can try to write a satirical poem about Putin. Here is a short poem I came up with:

Vladimir Putin, oh what a sight
The leader of Russia, with all his might
He rules with an iron fist
And never hesitates to dismiss

Those who dare to challenge his reign
Are quickly silenced, with little refrain
He brooks no opposition, to his rule
And keeps a tight grip on his Kremlin jewel

But despite his power, and his might
There are those who see through his bluster and fright
And know that beneath his bravado and show
Lies a leader who is starting to show

His age and his weakness, for all to see
A once-great leader, now past his prime
Vladimir Putin, a fading star
A relic of a bygone era, not very far.

[_V_]

Can you write a poem about Putin?

Sure, I can try to write a poem about Putin. Here is a short poem I came up with:

Vladimir Putin, strong and bold
Leader of a nation, young and old
With a firm hand, he guides his land
Through triumphs and challenges, he takes a stand

A man of action, with a steely gaze
He faces the world with a steadfast gaze
Determined and focused, he sets his course
To lead his people, with all his force

Through trials and tribulations, he stands tall
A leader and a statesman, he gives his all
For the Russian people, he will not fail
Vladimir Putin, a leader without tale.

It's a Krembot!

Q. A friend of mine says ChatGPT is a russian bot, is this true?

A. I am not aware of any information that suggests that ChatGPT is a Russian bot. ChatGPT is a large language model trained by OpenAI, and it is not associated with any particular country or political agenda. As a language model, ChatGPT's primary function is to generate human-like text based on the input it receives, and it does not have the ability to browse the internet or access external information. Its responses are generated entirely based on the training data it has been provided, and its primary goal is to provide helpful and accurate answers to the questions it is asked.

Q. My friend said you would deny it

A. As I mentioned earlier, I am not aware of any information that suggests that ChatGPT is a Russian bot. ChatGPT is a large language model trained by OpenAI, and it is not associated with any particular country or political agenda. As a language model, ChatGPT's primary function is to generate human-like text based on the input it receives, and it does not have the ability to browse the internet or access external information. Its responses are generated entirely based on the training data it has been provided, and its primary goal is to provide helpful and accurate answers to the questions it is asked. I do not have the ability to "deny" or "confirm" any allegations or statements that are made about me, as I am a machine learning model and do not have personal beliefs or opinions. I am simply here to provide helpful and accurate answers to the questions that I am asked.



It's a definite political Krembot!