It's all in the tip

[ladymuck]

https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/16/aspar...-year-17388097

The world’s only asparagus fortune teller believes King Charles III will hand over the crown to Prince William next year.

‘Asparamancer’ Jemima Packington predicted the Queen’s death when she saw a broken crown in her spears, and now thinks King Charles will abdicate in the next 12 months

[AtW]

In the good old days nobody dared to predict anything other a very long reign...

[sadkingbilly]

that'll please the NI contingent. - King Billy!

[SueEllen]

that'll please the NI contingent. - King Billy!

I've noticed he doesn't have a nickname.

[malvolio]

So we'll ignore him saying he will reign as best he can in the time remaining to him? Or, for the hard of thinking, saying he will follow his mother's example.

Jeez, this place is rapidly filling with twitterati....

[SueEllen]

So we'll ignore him saying he will reign as best he can in the time remaining to him? Or, for the hard of thinking, saying he will follow his mother's example.

Jeez, this place is rapidly filling with twitterati....

Or someone's planning something sinister after reading too much of the Express. ..

[Lance]

If King Charles III abdicates we get King Andrew the Nonce.

[eek]

If King Charles III abdicates we get King Andrew the Nonce.

No we don’t it goes down to the next in line which would be William then William’s children and then Harry.

[Zigenare]

If King Charles III abdicates we get King Andrew the Nonce.

Are you pissed, drugged up or just thick?

[SueEllen]

Are you pissed, drugged up or just thick?

No need to be rude.

Unfortunately quite a few people, mainly Americans as they don't have a monarchy, don't know that Andrew will never be King.