Most glad to see how rude CUK is becoming.
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Scrummaging.Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
Depends what your 'thing' is I guess.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Not into midgets then?Originally posted by WTFH View Post
Round here hookers don't go up, they go down.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Only in fairytale Belgian towns.Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Not into midgets then?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Hasn't shared NLyUK the menu? Considering WTFH is on it she should!Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
Depends what your 'thing' is I guess.
WTFH - some old buffer wandering around talking rowlocks while threatening to punish you. Apple sauce extra.Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostAverage pint of beer in London at the beginning of next year will be £9 per pint
In 2025 it is predicted to be £14 a pint.
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I think I'll build a distillery in the shed. Homemade mojitos...Originally posted by d000hg View PostGet your homebrew on.
Although if you have a favourite pub/restaurant you should go as often as you can a)to help it stay open b)while you can before it closes. Hospitality is set to devastated as prices rise and everybody is poor.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Party at Mordac's!Originally posted by Mordac View Post
I think I'll build a distillery in the shed. Homemade mojitos...
This time next year with a contribution towards "food""You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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You mean garnishes?Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
Party at Mordac's!
This time next year with a contribution towards "food"Comment
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