Take my breath away

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...turbating.html

Swiss man, 20, was left in intensive care after suffering rare lung injury from masturbating

• Suffered sudden chest pain and struggled to breathe while pleasuring himself
• Air escaped from lung and became lodged in ribcage, spreading around body
• First ever case of injury during masturbation, but it has been noted during sex

Bloody hell!

[WTFH]

Typical fake news in the Fail...
NAT isn't 20.

[vetran]

Typical fake news in the Fail...
NAT isn't 20.

mental age?

[NotAllThere]

mental age?

6. Or possibly 206.

[xoggoth]

Surprised you didn't do this DM one V. Cure premature ejaculation by sticking yer thingy in an electric socket:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ING-penis.html

[vetran]

Surprised you didn't do this DM one V. Cure premature ejaculation by sticking yer thingy in an electric socket:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ING-penis.html

40 seconds too slow! - Alan B'stard

[OwlHoot]

Vetty you're the expert - What's this baffling recent reference all about?

[vetran]

Vetty you're the expert - What's this baffling recent reference all about?

I suspect NLyUK was putting the bins out?

[SueEllen]

I suspect NLyUK was putting the bins out?

I thought she was a sailor....

[vetran]

I thought she was a sailor....

Nah she loves a man in uniform!