Take my breath away

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vetran replied

14 April 2022, 14:02
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I thought she was a sailor....

Nah she loves a man in uniform!
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SueEllen replied

14 April 2022, 13:49
Originally posted by vetran View Post

I suspect NLyUK was putting the bins out?

I thought she was a sailor....
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vetran replied

14 April 2022, 08:52
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Vetty you're the expert - What's this baffling recent reference all about?

I suspect NLyUK was putting the bins out?
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OwlHoot replied

14 April 2022, 06:30
Vetty you're the expert - What's this baffling recent reference all about?
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vetran replied

13 April 2022, 16:12
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Surprised you didn't do this DM one V. Cure premature ejaculation by sticking yer thingy in an electric socket:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ING-penis.html

40 seconds too slow! - Alan B'stard
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xoggoth replied

13 April 2022, 15:58
Surprised you didn't do this DM one V. Cure premature ejaculation by sticking yer thingy in an electric socket:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ING-penis.html
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NotAllThere replied

13 April 2022, 15:54
Originally posted by vetran View Post

mental age?

6. Or possibly 206.
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vetran replied

13 April 2022, 15:48
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Typical fake news in the Fail...
NAT isn't 20.

mental age?
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WTFH replied

13 April 2022, 15:35
Typical fake news in the Fail...
NAT isn't 20.
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vetran started a topic Take my breath away

13 April 2022, 15:27
Take my breath away
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...turbating.html

Swiss man, 20, was left in intensive care after suffering rare lung injury from masturbating
Suffered sudden chest pain and struggled to breathe while pleasuring himself

Air escaped from lung and became lodged in ribcage, spreading around body

First ever case of injury during masturbation, but it has been noted during sex

Bloody hell!
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