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    #21
    Each to their own.
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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      #22
      OK in the spirit of experimentation 2 slices of Bacon were cooked and interred between two slices of white buttered bread that had been spread with MIL V's blood orange marmalade. Results were quite good, that is an experiment to repeat!

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        #23
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        OK in the spirit of experimentation 2 slices of Bacon were cooked and interred between two slices of white buttered bread that had been spread with MIL V's blood orange marmalade. Results were quite good, that is an experiment to repeat!
        That surely invalidates the experiment, you on a pension already? Also what cut and cure were you using. Has it been peer reviewed? The list goes on!
        But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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          #24
          Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

          That surely invalidates the experiment, you on a pension already? Also what cut and cure were you using. Has it been peer reviewed? The list goes on!
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #25
            Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

            That surely invalidates the experiment, you on a pension already? Also what cut and cure were you using. Has it been peer reviewed? The list goes on!
            1. I'm on a diet - 2 slices is naughty enough.
            2. Tesco finest - tasty enough.
            3. I took a second close up look at my sarnie so that is all the peering it gets!

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              #26
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Ah, now I understand "2 slices"
              But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                #27
                Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

                You forgot the pre-sandwich morning glory sex
                livin my best life!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  OK in the spirit of experimentation 2 slices of Bacon were cooked and interred between two slices of white buttered bread that had been spread with MIL V's blood orange marmalade. Results were quite good, that is an experiment to repeat!
                  You need to try the experiment again with shop brought marmalade - different ones - and different cuts of bacon, then tell us the perfect combination.
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

                    You need to try the experiment again with shop brought marmalade - different ones - and different cuts of bacon, then tell us the perfect combination.
                    I will be the size of a house or worse MF. OK off I go, if they close the M4 you know that was the only way they could transport the body!

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