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What do you slather on yours?
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Each to their own.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger -
OK in the spirit of experimentation 2 slices of Bacon were cooked and interred between two slices of white buttered bread that had been spread with MIL V's blood orange marmalade. Results were quite good, that is an experiment to repeat!Comment
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That surely invalidates the experiment, you on a pension already? Also what cut and cure were you using. Has it been peer reviewed? The list goes on!Originally posted by vetran View PostOK in the spirit of experimentation 2 slices of Bacon were cooked and interred between two slices of white buttered bread that had been spread with MIL V's blood orange marmalade. Results were quite good, that is an experiment to repeat!
But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
That surely invalidates the experiment, you on a pension already? Also what cut and cure were you using. Has it been peer reviewed? The list goes on!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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1. I'm on a diet - 2 slices is naughty enough.Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
That surely invalidates the experiment, you on a pension already? Also what cut and cure were you using. Has it been peer reviewed? The list goes on!
2. Tesco finest - tasty enough.
3. I took a second close up look at my sarnie so that is all the peering it gets!Comment
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Ah, now I understand "2 slices"Originally posted by d000hg View PostBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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livin my best life!Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
You forgot the pre-sandwich morning glory sex
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You need to try the experiment again with shop brought marmalade - different ones - and different cuts of bacon, then tell us the perfect combination.Originally posted by vetran View PostOK in the spirit of experimentation 2 slices of Bacon were cooked and interred between two slices of white buttered bread that had been spread with MIL V's blood orange marmalade. Results were quite good, that is an experiment to repeat!
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I will be the size of a house or worse MF. OK off I go, if they close the M4 you know that was the only way they could transport the body!Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
You need to try the experiment again with shop brought marmalade - different ones - and different cuts of bacon, then tell us the perfect combination.
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