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Nuclear war starts on Wednesday

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    #21
    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    I predict the Russian invasion begins tomorrow, any bookies offering good odds?
    I'll give a 10,000 to 1 chance of invasion on Wednesday (T&Cs Apply)
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #22
      Originally posted by _V_ View Post
      I predict the Russian invasion begins tomorrow, any bookies offering good odds?
      Only Scooty's predictions are reliable ... what does the grand master of the crayon think?
      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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        #23
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post

        Relax, you're not going to get bombed in Switzerland, that's where the Russians have hidden most of their money. You'll be eating radioactive French cheese for a few years though...
        Thank goodness I've a freezer full of stilton.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #24
          Hope this helps.

          Zompoc: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse: Amazon.co.uk: Michael G. Thomas, Nick S. Thomas: 9781906512330: Books

          Many of the lessons in the book should be applicable to a post-apocalypse world. Ignore, the amazon reviewer that was unhappy with the level of design detail for creating a mad max type vehicle.

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            #25
            Originally posted by woohoo View Post
            Hope this helps.

            Zompoc: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse: Amazon.co.uk: Michael G. Thomas, Nick S. Thomas: 9781906512330: Books

            Many of the lessons in the book should be applicable to a post-apocalypse world. Ignore, the amazon reviewer that was unhappy with the level of design detail for creating a mad max type vehicle.
            Was that you?

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              #26
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

              Was that you?
              Hah, if only I had the common sense and basic DIY skills to build anything, literally anything.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Mordac View Post

                Relax, you're not going to get bombed in Switzerland, that's where the Russians have hidden most of their money. You'll be eating radioactive French cheese for a few years though...
                So it's not just London then...

                https://www.economist.com/the-econom...-up-in-britain

                https://www.theguardian.com/politics...-money-into-uk

                https://www.world-today-news.com/bor...gb-agent-lord/
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

                  Thank goodness I've a freezer full of stilton.
                  Once the eleccy goes, it will turn to goo, and you (we) won't have any water, as that has to be pumped by electricity.
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

                    Once the eleccy goes, it will turn to goo, and you (we) won't have any water, as that has to be pumped by electricity.
                    Most of NAT's electricity is from hydro (56%), then nuclear
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post

                      Most of NAT's electricity is from hydro (56%), then nuclear
                      although in the near future there might suddently be a bit too much nuclear energy for comfort!
                      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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