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Nuclear war starts on Wednesday
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I'll give a 10,000 to 1 chance of invasion on Wednesday (T&Cs Apply)"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
Only Scooty's predictions are reliable ... what does the grand master of the crayon think?Originally posted by _V_ View PostI predict the Russian invasion begins tomorrow, any bookies offering good odds?
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Thank goodness I've a freezer full of stilton.Originally posted by Mordac View Post
Relax, you're not going to get bombed in Switzerland, that's where the Russians have hidden most of their money. You'll be eating radioactive French cheese for a few years though...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Hope this helps.
Zompoc: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse: Amazon.co.uk: Michael G. Thomas, Nick S. Thomas: 9781906512330: Books
Many of the lessons in the book should be applicable to a post-apocalypse world. Ignore, the amazon reviewer that was unhappy with the level of design detail for creating a mad max type vehicle.Comment
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Was that you?Originally posted by woohoo View PostHope this helps.
Zompoc: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse: Amazon.co.uk: Michael G. Thomas, Nick S. Thomas: 9781906512330: Books
Many of the lessons in the book should be applicable to a post-apocalypse world. Ignore, the amazon reviewer that was unhappy with the level of design detail for creating a mad max type vehicle.Comment
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Hah, if only I had the common sense and basic DIY skills to build anything, literally anything.Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
Was that you?Comment
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So it's not just London then...Originally posted by Mordac View Post
Relax, you're not going to get bombed in Switzerland, that's where the Russians have hidden most of their money. You'll be eating radioactive French cheese for a few years though...
https://www.economist.com/the-econom...-up-in-britain
https://www.theguardian.com/politics...-money-into-uk
https://www.world-today-news.com/bor...gb-agent-lord/“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Most of NAT's electricity is from hydro (56%), then nuclearOriginally posted by OwlHoot View Post
Once the eleccy goes, it will turn to goo, and you (we) won't have any water, as that has to be pumped by electricity.
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