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    Death by a thousand improvements

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...on-DECADE.html


    High street pharmacies could offer in-store BIRTHS, boob jobs and liposuction within a decade under private firm's '£1BILLION' plan to help NHS
    • Alitam Group plans to build 500 super pharmacies that offer range of healthcare
    • Firm has only existed since 2020 and £1billion project will be privately funded
    • Eyeing up empty retail spaces that were forced to close during the pandemic
    MF can get a boob job at lunchtime!

    Oh dear the NHS chopped up as private industry gets busy.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...on-DECADE.html




    MF can get a boob job at lunchtime!

    Oh dear the NHS chopped up as private industry gets busy.
    Implants are 90's Velcro is the way to go
    Maybe NSFW https://www.special-trade.eu/store/s...sive-boobs.php
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Pah, i thought this was a thread about the "upgrade" that broke these boards last year (or was it the year before?)

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...on-DECADE.html




        MF can get a boob job reduction at lunchtime!

        Oh dear the NHS chopped up as private industry gets busy.
        FTFY Just to clarify.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          But I can already get lunchtime lipo, why would I go to a scroaty pharmacy and queue up behind the junkies popping in to pick up their methadone prescription?

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            #6
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            But I can already get lunchtime lipo, why would I go to a scroaty pharmacy and queue up behind the junkies popping in to pick up their methadone prescription?
            Blimey you area is posh! They get methadone!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              But I can already get lunchtime lipo, why would I go to a scroaty pharmacy and queue up behind the junkies popping in to pick up their methadone prescription?
              Some junkies are well turned out as it is an expensive habit.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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