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Previously on "Death by a thousand improvements"

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    But I can already get lunchtime lipo, why would I go to a scroaty pharmacy and queue up behind the junkies popping in to pick up their methadone prescription?
    Some junkies are well turned out as it is an expensive habit.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    But I can already get lunchtime lipo, why would I go to a scroaty pharmacy and queue up behind the junkies popping in to pick up their methadone prescription?
    Blimey you area is posh! They get methadone!

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  • ladymuck
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    But I can already get lunchtime lipo, why would I go to a scroaty pharmacy and queue up behind the junkies popping in to pick up their methadone prescription?

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...on-DECADE.html




    MF can get a boob job reduction at lunchtime!

    Oh dear the NHS chopped up as private industry gets busy.
    FTFY Just to clarify.

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  • Paralytic
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    Pah, i thought this was a thread about the "upgrade" that broke these boards last year (or was it the year before?)

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...on-DECADE.html




    MF can get a boob job at lunchtime!

    Oh dear the NHS chopped up as private industry gets busy.
    Implants are 90's Velcro is the way to go
    Maybe NSFW https://www.special-trade.eu/store/s...sive-boobs.php

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  • vetran
    started a topic Death by a thousand improvements

    Death by a thousand improvements

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...on-DECADE.html


    High street pharmacies could offer in-store BIRTHS, boob jobs and liposuction within a decade under private firm's '£1BILLION' plan to help NHS
    • Alitam Group plans to build 500 super pharmacies that offer range of healthcare
    • Firm has only existed since 2020 and £1billion project will be privately funded
    • Eyeing up empty retail spaces that were forced to close during the pandemic
    MF can get a boob job at lunchtime!

    Oh dear the NHS chopped up as private industry gets busy.

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