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Previously on "Death by a thousand improvements"
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But I can already get lunchtime lipo, why would I go to a scroaty pharmacy and queue up behind the junkies popping in to pick up their methadone prescription?
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FTFY Just to clarify.Originally posted by vetran View Posthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...on-DECADE.html
MF can get a boobjobreduction at lunchtime!
Oh dear the NHS chopped up as private industry gets busy.
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Pah, i thought this was a thread about the "upgrade" that broke these boards last year (or was it the year before?)
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Implants are 90's Velcro is the way to goOriginally posted by vetran View Posthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...on-DECADE.html
MF can get a boob job at lunchtime!
Oh dear the NHS chopped up as private industry gets busy.
Maybe NSFW https://www.special-trade.eu/store/s...sive-boobs.php
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Death by a thousand improvements
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...on-DECADE.html
MF can get a boob job at lunchtime!High street pharmacies could offer in-store BIRTHS, boob jobs and liposuction within a decade under private firm's '£1BILLION' plan to help NHS- Alitam Group plans to build 500 super pharmacies that offer range of healthcare
- Firm has only existed since 2020 and £1billion project will be privately funded
- Eyeing up empty retail spaces that were forced to close during the pandemic
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