Lying to parliament a resigning matter!

[malvolio]

So clearly shouldn't have been brought along to hang out with his work colleagues under the rules, even if that's a bit ridiculous - we all know there were many corner cases where the rules were kind of daft, and I'm sure many of us followed the spirit of the rules rather than the letter in those cases, but while it's very easy to see how "we're having cake come along while you're here" could happen in #10 just as in many other work settings it's still terrible PR.

Of course if this were the only breach then it would be just a small matter not worth much attention. It's more the icing on the cake(!) of all the other stuff that was more serious.

Like I said, I have a quantity of straws available.

[Paralytic]

Like I said, I have a quantity of straws available.

Obviously. You've been collecting them for years on these boards

[clearedforlanding]

10 PRINT “Wait for the report.”
20 PAUSE 86.4*10^3
30 GOTO 10

[Paralytic]

10 PRINT “Wait for the report.”
20 PAUSE 86.4*10^3
30 GOTO 10

Sue Gray's report has already been released!

[malvolio]

Obviously. You've been collecting them for years on these boards

Some need to distinguish between offering advice and taking the mickey out of our more extreme members....

Or do you believe everything you read?

[WTFH]

Some need to distinguish between offering advice and taking the mickey out of our more extreme members....

We're not taking the mickey out of you!
And no, we don't believe everything we read that you write.

[SueEllen]

Sue Gray's report has already been released!

She is currently working with lawyers to ensure the government can't retract parts.

I wonder if it will be published over night?