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    ok boys found one for you!

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a....html#comments

    Mortified girlfriend ends up in A&E with 10-cm crystal embellished sex toy stuck internally after virtual romp with her long- distance boyfriend
    • Woman under pseudonym Rosiee Sunshine made embarrassing trip to A&E
    • Central London resident got sex toy stuck in rectum during long distance romp
    • It was removed manually by NHS staff and she luckily escaped an operation
    • A 'hilarious' X-ray showed the toy stuck on Rosie's rectum at the hospital
    not so much stuck as upwardly mobile.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Saw that on the Mail Online and just knew you'd post about it here!
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      #3
      Then the poor, lovely female doctor had to just put on some gloves and lots of lube and go fishing - she was probably fishing for a good ten or 20 minutes.

      'It was obviously slightly uncomfortable having her fist deep up my bum.
      She sounds like proper trash to me. Someone just wanting their 5 mins of fame. You can keep her.

      I'm disappointed they didn't mention the price of her house though.
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        Then the poor, lovely female doctor had to just put on some gloves and lots of lube and go fishing - she was probably fishing for a good ten or 20 minutes.

        'It was obviously slightly uncomfortable having her fist deep up my bum.
        She sounds like proper trash to me. Someone just wanting their 5 mins of fame. You can keep her.

        I'm disappointed they didn't mention the price of her house though.
        I'd quite like to meet the lovely female doctor though...

        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #5
          Eiffel syndrome.

          "Eiffel, doctor".
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Eiffel syndrome.

            "Eiffel, doctor".
            In this case, at least she was honest about how it got up there

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              #7
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

              In this case, at least she was honest about how it got up there
              She may be looking for attention and/or trying to get on some awful reality show (if she hasn't been on one already). Very sad .... but then, those who read the Wail and link to this trash thus supporting it and making it popular are just as sad.

              Click bait stories, and they catch the same sad brown trout in CUK every time
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #8
                OH FOR goodness sake we find someon who makes many of our worst posters look intelligent an you get all snotty!

                yep warty she is far too good for you!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  OH FOR goodness sake we find someon who makes many of our worst posters look intelligent an you get all snotty!

                  yep warty she is far too good for you!
                  Yeah, you're right ... I'm not a catch at all compared to you. You're clearly god's gift to women
                  I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                    Yeah, you're right ... I'm not a catch at all compared to you. You're clearly god's gift to women
                    well you met me, now you know!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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