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    Enjoying your private arse-nal

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ed-rectum.html

    Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and fell on it during a clear-out'

    Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and fell on it during a clear-out'
    Let the japery commence....
    Last edited by northernladuk; 3 December 2021, 15:13.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Brings a new meaning to explosive diarrhoea.
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        KUATB!

        https://forums.contractoruk.com/gene...loucester.html

        you have blown it now!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          His headline was way better than yours. This sort of thing is unremarkable in Gloucester, unless he didn't start at the pointy end...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mordac View Post

            His headline was way better than yours. This sort of thing is unremarkable in Gloucester, unless he didn't start at the pointy end...
            Sounds like the voice of experience talking there

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              #7
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

              Sounds like the voice of experience talking there
              I couldn't possibly comment...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                Does my bomb look big in this?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by GJABS View Post
                  Does my bomb look big in this?
                  And on that bumshell...

                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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