Enjoying your private arse-nal

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Mordac replied

4 December 2021, 13:43
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

Does my bomb look big in this?

And on that bumshell...
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GJABS replied

3 December 2021, 20:16
Does my bomb look big in this?
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Mordac replied

3 December 2021, 19:27
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Sounds like the voice of experience talking there

I couldn't possibly comment...
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ladymuck replied

3 December 2021, 16:45
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

His headline was way better than yours. This sort of thing is unremarkable in Gloucester, unless he didn't start at the pointy end...

Sounds like the voice of experience talking there
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Mordac replied

3 December 2021, 16:24
Originally posted by vetran View Post

KUATB!

https://forums.contractoruk.com/gene...loucester.html

you have blown it now!

His headline was way better than yours. This sort of thing is unremarkable in Gloucester, unless he didn't start at the pointy end...
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vetran replied

3 December 2021, 16:10
KUATB!

https://forums.contractoruk.com/gene...loucester.html

you have blown it now!
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northernladuk replied

3 December 2021, 15:37
Brings a new meaning to explosive diarrhoea.
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d000hg replied

3 December 2021, 15:33
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northernladuk started a topic Enjoying your private arse-nal

3 December 2021, 15:06
Enjoying your private arse-nal

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ed-rectum.html

Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and fell on it during a clear-out'

Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and fell on it during a clear-out'

Let the japery commence....

Last edited by northernladuk; 3 December 2021, 15:13.
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