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    Leaving for better women

    Current gig has a shortage of decent skirt, all day I am stuck with no eye candy at all and lots of dogs, should I jump to a new gig or keep working from home with the wife?
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

    #2
    You've got to go. NOW! Lack of eye candy is a breach of your human rights and must not be tolerated. Mention it to your client who I am sure will totally understand and then exit as soon as possible.

    Lack of pyscho candy however is a blessing but never count your chickens because that could change!

    Stay strong brother!
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      Perhaps you need to widen your horizons and not restrict your perving to just women?

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        #4
        upgrade your wife.. its easy and cheap... just ask Brillo & Ziggy.

        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Why upgrade your wife?

          Follow our supreme leader and have a mistress as well. Just make sure she doesn't keep a diary....
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            Think about the poor women where you work, having to see your fat ass wobbling to the snack machine every half hour.

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              #7
              Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
              Think about the poor women where you work, having to see your fat ass wobbling to the snack machine every half hour.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                Why upgrade your wife?

                Follow our supreme leader and have a mistress as well. Just make sure she doesn't keep a diary....
                Or just upgrade to someone else's (ex)wife .....
                I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  Why upgrade your wife?

                  Follow our supreme leader and have a mistress as well. Just make sure she doesn't keep a diary....
                  High availability is best practice, after all.

                  Of course, Simon, remember that HA isn't DR. So really you probably need another 2 at least.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vwdan View Post

                    High availability is best practice, after all.

                    Of course, Simon, remember that HA isn't DR. So really you probably need another 2 at least.
                    maybe a Cluster - F***?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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