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[OwlHoot]

maybe they come from a non binary system?

Groan!

I can never understand what all the fuss is about when a woman seduces a young teenage boy (well, say 14 or up). But they seem to get just as much, er, stick as a guy doing the same, with a boy or a girl. I mean as long as the woman doesn't get clingy and emotional in that situation, I don't see any harm in it. If anything, I'd have thought it's quite the opposite.

[SueEllen]

Groan!

I can never understand what all the fuss is about when a woman seduces a young teenage boy (well, say 14 or up). But they seem to get just as much, er, stick as a guy doing the same, with a boy or a girl. I mean as long as the woman doesn't get clingy and emotional in that situation, I don't see any harm in it. If anything, I'd have thought it's quite the opposite.

Because women can screw up children as well even if they are teenage boys.

[vetran]

If it's the boy from the last JL ad, being exploded by a teeming swarm of alien babies seems good. Will their insurance cover the clean-up of his spattered organs?

Is the Alien named on the policy?

[northernladuk]

Groan!

I can never understand what all the fuss is about when a woman seduces a young teenage boy (well, say 14 or up). But they seem to get just as much, er, stick as a guy doing the same, with a boy or a girl. I mean as long as the woman doesn't get clingy and emotional in that situation, I don't see any harm in it. If anything, I'd have thought it's quite the opposite.

Why not? When a man does it people are calling for the death sentence. What difference does what gender is seducing what gender. It's still wrong. It's about person in charge and trust or whatever the term is. Gender should be irrelevant. Shouldn't matter which gender leans in to the other, but it does.

But they seem to get just as much, er, stick as a guy doing the same, with a boy or a girl.

I'm sure that's not the case. Would this get aired if the genders were reversed. I am 100% certain it wouldn't.

But anyway, that's a whole different can of worms.

[SueEllen]

Is the Alien named on the policy?

Ohh you are right.

An alien invasion/landing would be excluded under the small print.

[d000hg]

Ohh you are right.

An alien invasion/landing would be excluded under the small print.

Is it considered an act of God do you think?

[vetran]

Is it considered an act of God do you think?

Not anymore - excellent movie :

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268437/

https://www.abi.org.uk/data-and-reso...ry/act-of-god/

Once bitten.

[Dark Black]

Oh, stuff your wokeness up yer jacksie.

Eh?

[SueEllen]

Is it considered an act of God do you think?

Not anymore - excellent movie :

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268437/

https://www.abi.org.uk/data-and-reso...ry/act-of-god/

Once bitten.

They don't mention aliens....

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[hobnob]

So a 20 something Alien grooms a 14 year old boy in the woods?

I'm not sure where you got "20 something" from. According to the Independent:
"It’s not the first gig for actors Raffiella Chapman (Skye) and Jordan A. Nash (Nathan)"
New John Lewis Christmas advert 2021: Company launches ad featuring alien guest two weeks early | The Independent

Looking at IMDB, she is aged 14 (born in Oct 2007) while his age isn't specified:
Raffiella Chapman - IMDb
Jordan A. Nash - IMDb

(That also means that the follow-up comments about women seducing teenage boys are irrelevant here.)