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Not quite the very hungry caterpillar

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    Not quite the very hungry caterpillar

    https://www.newbeaconbooks.com/under-5s/woke-baby

    Woke babies are up early. Woke babies raise their fists in the air. Woke babies cry out for justice.

    Woke babies grow up to change the world. This lyrical and empowering book is both a celebration of what it means to be a baby and what it means to be woke. With bright, playful art, Woke Baby is an anthem of hope in a world where the only limit to a skyscraper is more blue.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Woke baby commits murder suicide on the human race

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      #3
      Not too late to smother it.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Oh no, it's sold out. I would love to buy a copy as a joke present, if the book is as the blurb suggests.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Hang on it's on Amazon and you can peek inside... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Woke-Baby-M...rmat=2&depth=1
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Hang on it's on Amazon and you can peek inside... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Woke-Baby-M...rmat=2&depth=1
            You can get the set
            Woke Baby
            Antiracist Baby
            and Feminist Baby.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post

              You can get the set
              Woke Baby
              Antiracist Baby
              and Feminist Baby.
              No Antifa Baby?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post

                No Antifa Baby?
                I smell an opportunity! You write that and I will do "Trans Baby"
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  All seems very ageist! Us old farts should have courses in wokeness, I'll suggest it to the U3A.

                  PS Long time ago but seem to recall us hippies were rather woke too. About war, capitalism etc. Think it is just an age thing.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post

                    I smell an opportunity! You write that and I will do "Trans Baby"
                    If you do the Trans Baby you will get one or the other of those groups coming after you...
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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