BP - We Have To Close Petrol Stations...

[xoggoth]

Metro does the most rude stories too.

[vetran]

The Metro is hilarious. I helps that it doesn't take itself seriously, whereas the Fail thinks it's a real newspaper.

The fail knows exactly what it is.

[SueEllen]

The Metro is hilarious. I helps that it doesn't take itself seriously, whereas the Fail thinks it's a real newspaper.

Which is why I like posting "news" from it.

[Whorty]

Which is why I like posting "news" from it.

The metro was always perfect for that 30 minute train commute. Bubblegum 'news' whilst trying to wake up!

[DoctorStrangelove]

God, I thought the Mail Online was a bit down market. But the Metro is Chav City!

It's gone downhill a lot since they took the cartoons out.

[xoggoth]

Back to petrol stations, was nightmare coming back from Karaoke on Tuesday due to long line of cars blocking road. Was a duel carriageway but some idiot was way over the line blocking both.

[MonkeysUncle]

I found out about the petrol conspiracy yesterday.
Apparently the government created the fuel shortage as they had a surplus of E5 fuel that they need to get rid of to make way for E10 . So they created a panic.

[BR14]

Back to petrol stations, was nightmare coming back from Karaoke on Tuesday due to long line of cars blocking road. Was a duel carriageway but some idiot was way over the line blocking both.

lot's of fighting there, then??

[Paddy]

I found out about the petrol conspiracy yesterday.
Apparently the government created the fuel shortage as they had a surplus of E5 fuel that they need to get rid of to make way for E10 . So they created a panic.

Diesel had run out first and there is more shortage of Diesel than petrol. However, Heathrow is supplied by a pipeline therefor, I have taped two cardboard wings on the car so I can refuel with JetA1.

[xoggoth]

lot's of fighting there, then??

Aaaagh! A spelling error! Must kill myself!