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    #51
    Metro does the most rude stories too.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #52
      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

      The Metro is hilarious. I helps that it doesn't take itself seriously, whereas the Fail thinks it's a real newspaper.
      The fail knows exactly what it is.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #53
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

        The Metro is hilarious. I helps that it doesn't take itself seriously, whereas the Fail thinks it's a real newspaper.
        Which is why I like posting "news" from it.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #54
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          Which is why I like posting "news" from it.
          The metro was always perfect for that 30 minute train commute. Bubblegum 'news' whilst trying to wake up!
          Last edited by Whorty; 30 September 2021, 10:02.
          I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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            #55
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

            God, I thought the Mail Online was a bit down market. But the Metro is Chav City!
            It's gone downhill a lot since they took the cartoons out.
            When the fun stops, STOP.

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              #56
              Back to petrol stations, was nightmare coming back from Karaoke on Tuesday due to long line of cars blocking road. Was a duel carriageway but some idiot was way over the line blocking both.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #57
                I found out about the petrol conspiracy yesterday.
                Apparently the government created the fuel shortage as they had a surplus of E5 fuel that they need to get rid of to make way for E10 . So they created a panic.
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                  #58
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  Back to petrol stations, was nightmare coming back from Karaoke on Tuesday due to long line of cars blocking road. Was a duel carriageway but some idiot was way over the line blocking both.
                  lot's of fighting there, then??

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by MonkeysUncle View Post
                    I found out about the petrol conspiracy yesterday.
                    Apparently the government created the fuel shortage as they had a surplus of E5 fuel that they need to get rid of to make way for E10 . So they created a panic.
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                    Diesel had run out first and there is more shortage of Diesel than petrol. However, Heathrow is supplied by a pipeline therefor, I have taped two cardboard wings on the car so I can refuel with JetA1.
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by BR14 View Post

                      lot's of fighting there, then??
                      Aaaagh! A spelling error! Must kill myself!
                      bloggoth

                      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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