Whorty's love life

[Paddy]

Mods, can you please rename Whorty to Horny?

tia

Is that from personal experience?

[ladymuck]

Don't forget you can keep going inside - outside - inside - outside until you issue your payload and then you have to hope you got it right.

[Whorty]

Mods, can you please rename Whorty to Horny?

tia

Someone's a bit green with envy ... are the squirrels not giving out at the moment?

[Whorty]

Space your dates out and confirm they don't know each other before throwing up on their shoes. You don't want them to gang up on you....

Excellent advice ... thanks

[Whorty]

Work to your strengths!

Probably shouldn't sing them a love song then!

[Whorty]

Invoice them for a full day rather than an hourly rate. Plus a bit extra for inside vs outside.

Do I need to get her to assess if it's an inside, or outside position?

[Whorty]

The wonderful world of Tinder ?

[courtg9000]

So, young nyph came asking to take me back but I've had to stand firm (excuse the pun) and say no as it was going nowhere. Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval

But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.

I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime

This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date now

Good luck mate.

[AtW]

Mods, can you please rename Whorty to Horny?

tia

[SueEllen]

But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.

I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime

This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date now

Space your dates out and confirm they don't know each other before throwing up on their shoes. You don't want them to gang up on you....