Whorty's love life

[northernladuk]

So, young nyph came asking to take me back

to the care home because she thought you'd gotten lost and couldn't remember the way back?

[vetran]

I wish I could get one that was Human, female and had a pulse.

FTFY

[vetran]

Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval

You don't need my approval you knew it was wrong in your heart!

I can supply some music though!

[vetran]

Invoice them for a full day rather than an hourly rate. Plus a bit extra for inside vs outside.

Its whorty he can't invoice a full day for 10 seconds.

[vetran]

I'm not good at vomming ..... can I pee myself instead?

Work to your strengths!

[AtW]

Get drunk and throw up on their shoes. If they call you the next day, you've got yourself a minger.

FTFY

[Uncle Albert]

So, young nyph came asking to take me back but I've had to stand firm (excuse the pun) and say no as it was going nowhere. Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval

But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.

I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime

This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date now

Invoice them for a full day rather than an hourly rate. Plus a bit extra for inside vs outside.

[Andy2]

So, young nyph came asking to take me back but I've had to stand firm (excuse the pun) and say no as it was going nowhere. Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval

But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.

I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime

This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date now

The wonderful world of Tinder ?

[xoggoth]

I'm not good at vomming ..... can I pee myself instead?

At least that's one thing you can do when you're an old fart.

[Whorty]

Try it and let us know.

Hmmmmm, I'm getting a nice warm feeling