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#61

10 August 2021, 09:17

Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Hard to argue with much of that, but when they throw it at you and she was much younger and frickin hot, the mind decides to turn off and other parts of the body take over!

If what you said is true then you asked if she was free , she lied. Not too much guilt there.

When you found out she wasn't free you dumped her.

As I say Nutty is not relationship material.
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10 August 2021, 10:41

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If what you said is true then you asked if she was free , she lied. Not too much guilt there.

When you found out she wasn't free you dumped her.

As I say Nutty is not relationship material.

True, but my head wasn't quite in the right place which clouded my judgement.

She called me today, asked if we could date. She still maintains she's 'single' even though her marriage is not over. Very strange. Friends have warned me that she may be trying to use me as an escape route from her marriage ... I politely declined (actually, I said no I'm not prepared to be part of her sh@tstorm of a marriage, she kicked off and I've blocked her number).

I'm talking to a few ladies on FB dating app who seem less hard work, so we'll see how Little Carl gets me in trouble this time!

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10 August 2021, 10:52

Originally posted by Whorty View Post

True, but my head wasn't quite in the right place which clouded my judgement.

She called me today, asked if we could date. She still maintains she's 'single' even though her marriage is not over. Very strange. Friends have warned me that she may be trying to use me as an escape route from her marriage ... I politely declined (actually, I said no I'm not prepared to be part of her sh@tstorm of a marriage, she kicked off and I've blocked her number).

I'm talking to a few ladies on FB dating app who seem less hard work, so we'll see how Little Carl gets me in trouble this time!

Little Carl? is he the backup for Little Whorty cos you've worn him out? So you really are a warthog with two dicks (Vetran, I am jealous now).

Good choice, I seen that happen too many times!

But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger
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10 August 2021, 10:58

Originally posted by Whorty View Post

True, but my head wasn't quite in the right place which clouded my judgement.

She called me today, asked if we could date. She still maintains she's 'single' even though her marriage is not over. Very strange. Friends have warned me that she may be trying to use me as an escape route from her marriage ... I politely declined (actually, I said no I'm not prepared to be part of her sh@tstorm of a marriage, she kicked off and I've blocked her number).

I'm talking to a few ladies on FB dating app who seem less hard work, so we'll see how Little Carl gets me in trouble this time!

Why did you know she was still married and ignored it?

Don't blame yourself , the lovely Tracy who dated my mate when we were teenagers forgot to mention she was shagging a hells angel, that made for an interesting evening.

The other one who was dating one mate then did another bloke behind the bus stop 50 feet from his front door. She then gave the mate a dose.

Both where nutty but we didn't realise until they had played away. I wasn't thinking with the downstairs brain, neither were my type.
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10 August 2021, 16:36

Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

Little Carl? is he the backup for Little Whorty cos you've worn him out? So you really are a warthog with two dicks (Vetran, I am jealous now).

Good choice, I seen that happen too many times!

That's my alter-ego ....

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10 August 2021, 16:41

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Why did you know she was still married and ignored it?

Don't blame yourself , the lovely Tracy who dated my mate when we were teenagers forgot to mention she was shagging a hells angel, that made for an interesting evening.

The other one who was dating one mate then did another bloke behind the bus stop 50 feet from his front door. She then gave the mate a dose.

Both where nutty but we didn't realise until they had played away. I wasn't thinking with the downstairs brain, neither were my type.

She said she was separated and had filed for divorce .... she has never filed for divorce and whilst she still claims to be separated from her husband, I now know he lives in the family home still (although been sleeping on the floor for past 3 years - I know this is true as she has shown me a WhatsApp msg from him saying this to her). I don't see that as separated even if they do live separate lives.

Anyway, lesson learned ... if the woman (or man) avoids you coming round their house then there is probably a reason for that.

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#67

10 August 2021, 17:34

Forget NA, you lot should be on Jeremy Kyle. Or did he get fired, one of them did?

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10 August 2021, 20:19

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Forget NA, you lot should be on Jeremy Kyle. Or did he get fired, one of them did?

His programme got cancelled after a participant died (not sure of the circumstances but I presume the death was linked to the show)
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10 August 2021, 20:30

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His programme got cancelled after a participant died (not sure of the circumstances but I presume the death was linked to the show)

The guest who had mental problems committed suicide, to be fair I was surprised it was the first instance. Going onto JK sort of confirmed they were a lettuce short of a salad.

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10 August 2021, 20:33

Warty I saw this and thought of you!

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Te...ies-80071.html

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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