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Naked Attraction redux
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I was poor when Mrs W and I got together ... but the woman I was dating recently ... yes, I think you may be close to the truth
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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hey don't knock it at least you are getting some!Originally posted by Whorty View Post
I was poor when Mrs W and I got together ... but the woman I was dating recently ... yes, I think you may be close to the truthComment
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Wish I was.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Was ... finished with her. Too much hassle.Originally posted by vetran View Post
hey don't knock it at least you are getting some!I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Women do tend to be hassle, that's why I don't date them eitherOriginally posted by Whorty View Post
Was ... finished with her. Too much hassle.
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So just fondle & forget?Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
Women do tend to be hassle, that's why I don't date them either
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Normally the loony ladies are ready for such things. My experience is the nuttier they are the wilder in bed they are.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWish I was.
Maybe you need to buy a Ford Focus ?
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She was wild in bed, that's for sure ... and the back of the RS. Problem is she told me she was separated from her husband. She let me meet her kids and her parents. But, she wasn't quite as separated as she claimed. I feel sorry for the husband now I know the truth.Originally posted by vetran View Post
Normally the loony ladies are ready for such things. My experience is the nuttier they are the wilder in bed they are.
Maybe you need to buy a Ford Focus ?
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Yep nutty for nookie but normal for marriage!Originally posted by Whorty View Post
She was wild in bed, that's for sure ... and the back of the RS. Problem is she told me she was separated from her husband. She let me meet her kids and her parents. But, she wasn't quite as separated as she claimed. I feel sorry for the husband now I know the truth.
oh dear sorry about that, you hardly needed that sort of tulip.Comment
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tulip man, meeting parents and kids is sending 'its serious' signals. Just get a few no strings things going for a good while.Originally posted by Whorty View Post
She was wild in bed, that's for sure ... and the back of the RS. Problem is she told me she was separated from her husband. She let me meet her kids and her parents. But, she wasn't quite as separated as she claimed. I feel sorry for the husband now I know the truth.
You need to De Niro's advice from Heat:
A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."
BTW 'your heat' is a pretty young thing with pounds in her eyes and mind, whilst your eyes are on her knickers and your mind on the last full on BJ.
But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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