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alright who was this? Is Barmy ok?

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    Single Japanese man, 51, almost masturbates himself to death after suffering a stroke moments after he ejaculated
    • Right-handed man in Germany had a life-threatening stroke while masturbating
    • Subarachnoid haemorrhage usually happens during physical effort
    • An expert told MailOnline sexual activity accounts for up to 14% of the strokes

    A single Japanese man almost died from masturbating, according to a medical case report.

    Doctors claimed the 51-year-old, who they didn't identify, enjoyed pleasuring himself several times a day.

    But his habit nearly killed him on one occasion last year, after he suffered a stroke just moments after ejaculating.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

    It would be hard to masturbate yourself to death without a stroke wouldn't it?

    I need to know his technique. Best I can get is going blind.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!


      I'd rather snuff it stroking someone else (esp. wifey).
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!


        Seriously interested why they felt the need to say he was right handed? Is that somehow more likely to cause a stroke (lack of blood to brain related one) due to the placement of the heart?

        But its good that the DM found a masturbation expert to comment.
        Last edited by Paralytic; 23 July 2021, 14:56.


          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          I'd rather snuff it stroking someone else (esp. wifey).
          That's not nice. I'm sure she doesn't want to kill you off that way.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR