alright who was this? Is Barmy ok?

[SueEllen]

I'd rather snuff it stroking someone else (esp. wifey).

That's not nice. I'm sure she doesn't want to kill you off that way.

[Paralytic]

Seriously interested why they felt the need to say he was right handed? Is that somehow more likely to cause a stroke (lack of blood to brain related one) due to the placement of the heart?

But its good that the DM found a masturbation expert to comment.

[NotAllThere]

I'd rather snuff it stroking someone else (esp. wifey).

[northernladuk]

It would be hard to masturbate yourself to death without a stroke wouldn't it?

I need to know his technique. Best I can get is going blind.

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...tes-death.html

Single Japanese man, 51, almost masturbates himself to death after suffering a stroke moments after he ejaculated

• Right-handed man in Germany had a life-threatening stroke while masturbating
• Subarachnoid haemorrhage usually happens during physical effort
• An expert told MailOnline sexual activity accounts for up to 14% of the strokes

A single Japanese man almost died from masturbating, according to a medical case report.

Doctors claimed the 51-year-old, who they didn't identify, enjoyed pleasuring himself several times a day.

But his habit nearly killed him on one occasion last year, after he suffered a stroke just moments after ejaculating.