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    #31
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    Or exercise, so he's down to one pair a day.
    Unless he considers his 5 knuckle shuffle as exercise too

    Let's hope he washes his hands afterwards
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #32
      Never heard of "5 knuckle shuffle" before. One does occasionally learn something from CUK. In the good old days we called it a J Arthur.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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        #33
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Never heard of "5 knuckle shuffle" before. One does occasionally learn something from CUK. In the good old days we called it a J Arthur.
        I've heard of ladies refer to a "Kit Kat shuffle". Although "ladies" might not be the most apt term!
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #34
          Oh look a quiz

          https://www.buzzfeed.com/jeanlucbouc...218768#5796889

          one for the ladies

          https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...ab1?ri18n=true


          and for the dedicated 500 of them!

          https://www.mantality.co.za/blog/wanking-euphemism.html

          I personally liked
          1. Going to the palm prom
          2. Two-finger tango
          3. Wax on, whack off
          4. Fist your mister

          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #35
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post

            I've heard of ladies refer to a "Kit Kat shuffle". Although "ladies" might not be the most apt term!
            So they aren't ladies because (delete those that don't apply)
            1. You know them?
            2. They used to be dudes?
            3. They masturbate and that isn't what you consider lady like?
            4. They don't want to sleep with you?
            5. They did sleep with you but charged too much?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #36
              Originally posted by vetran View Post

              So they aren't ladies because (delete those that don't apply)
              ...
              Someone's grumpy today. And bad at guessing.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #37
                Originally posted by vetran View Post

                So they aren't ladies because (delete those that don't apply)
                1. You know them?
                2. They used to be dudes?
                3. They masturbate and that isn't what you consider lady like?
                4. They don't want to sleep with you?
                5. They did sleep with you but charged too much?
                Have to agree with you here ... there is still seems to be this cultural thing where if a chap and girl meet in a bar and go home and have sex, then she's loose, but he's a hero. Or, as you say in 3, if she masturbates then that's somehow not lady-like.

                Personally,I'm all for sexual equality

                But gents, please change your skids at least daily if you want to see the lass a second time
                I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  Oh look a quiz

                  https://www.buzzfeed.com/jeanlucbouc...218768#5796889

                  one for the ladies

                  https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...ab1?ri18n=true


                  and for the dedicated 500 of them!

                  https://www.mantality.co.za/blog/wanking-euphemism.html

                  I personally liked
                  1. Going to the palm prom
                  2. Two-finger tango
                  3. Wax on, whack off
                  4. Fist your mister
                  I've always liked the term 'bashing the bishop'.

                  Had a girlfriend once who, her words, liked a good strum
                  I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                    Have to agree with you here ... there is still seems to be this cultural thing where if a chap and girl meet in a bar and go home and have sex, then she's loose, but he's a hero. Or, as you say in 3, if she masturbates then that's somehow not lady-like.
                    No, talking about it in crude terms to someone you barely know isn't ladylike. Just as a man crudely referring to his own solo activities to his mate's girlfriend isn't very gentlemanly. No inequality.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #40


                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      No, talking about it in crude terms to someone you barely know isn't ladylike. Just as a man crudely referring to his own solo activities to his mate's girlfriend isn't very gentlemanly. No inequality.
                      This was your original comment :
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      I've heard of ladies refer to a "Kit Kat shuffle". Although "ladies" might not be the most apt term!
                      You said nothing about the lady talking in crude terms, or to someone she barely knows. Are you adding extra 'info' now to try to cover you being uncomfortable with girls talking about masturbating? You do realise knocking one out is quite natural, and it's absolutely fine for both men and women to have a bit of self loving?

                      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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