over ripe shreddies

[Whorty]

Or exercise, so he's down to one pair a day.

Unless he considers his 5 knuckle shuffle as exercise too

Let's hope he washes his hands afterwards

[xoggoth]

Never heard of "5 knuckle shuffle" before. One does occasionally learn something from CUK. In the good old days we called it a J Arthur.

[d000hg]

Never heard of "5 knuckle shuffle" before. One does occasionally learn something from CUK. In the good old days we called it a J Arthur.

I've heard of ladies refer to a "Kit Kat shuffle". Although "ladies" might not be the most apt term!

[vetran]

Oh look a quiz

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jeanlucbouc...218768#5796889

one for the ladies

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...ab1?ri18n=true


and for the dedicated 500 of them!

https://www.mantality.co.za/blog/wanking-euphemism.html

I personally liked

1. Going to the palm prom
2. Two-finger tango
3. Wax on, whack off
4. Fist your mister

[vetran]

I've heard of ladies refer to a "Kit Kat shuffle". Although "ladies" might not be the most apt term!

So they aren't ladies because (delete those that don't apply)
1. You know them?
2. They used to be dudes?
3. They masturbate and that isn't what you consider lady like?
4. They don't want to sleep with you?
5. They did sleep with you but charged too much?

[d000hg]

So they aren't ladies because (delete those that don't apply)
...

Someone's grumpy today. And bad at guessing.

[Whorty]

So they aren't ladies because (delete those that don't apply)
1. You know them?
2. They used to be dudes?
3. They masturbate and that isn't what you consider lady like?
4. They don't want to sleep with you?
5. They did sleep with you but charged too much?

Have to agree with you here ... there is still seems to be this cultural thing where if a chap and girl meet in a bar and go home and have sex, then she's loose, but he's a hero. Or, as you say in 3, if she masturbates then that's somehow not lady-like.

Personally,I'm all for sexual equality

But gents, please change your skids at least daily if you want to see the lass a second time

[Whorty]

Oh look a quiz

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jeanlucbouc...218768#5796889

one for the ladies

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...ab1?ri18n=true


and for the dedicated 500 of them!

https://www.mantality.co.za/blog/wanking-euphemism.html

I personally liked

1. Going to the palm prom
2. Two-finger tango
3. Wax on, whack off
4. Fist your mister

I've always liked the term 'bashing the bishop'.

Had a girlfriend once who, her words, liked a good strum

[d000hg]

Have to agree with you here ... there is still seems to be this cultural thing where if a chap and girl meet in a bar and go home and have sex, then she's loose, but he's a hero. Or, as you say in 3, if she masturbates then that's somehow not lady-like.

No, talking about it in crude terms to someone you barely know isn't ladylike. Just as a man crudely referring to his own solo activities to his mate's girlfriend isn't very gentlemanly. No inequality.

[Whorty]

No, talking about it in crude terms to someone you barely know isn't ladylike. Just as a man crudely referring to his own solo activities to his mate's girlfriend isn't very gentlemanly. No inequality.

This was your original comment :

I've heard of ladies refer to a "Kit Kat shuffle". Although "ladies" might not be the most apt term!

You said nothing about the lady talking in crude terms, or to someone she barely knows. Are you adding extra 'info' now to try to cover you being uncomfortable with girls talking about masturbating? You do realise knocking one out is quite natural, and it's absolutely fine for both men and women to have a bit of self loving?