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26 May 2021, 19:14

It's been around since 2016! You been living under a rock or something?

If you think that's bad try watching Naked Jungle with Keith Chegwin and all the entrants to his game show naked...

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26 May 2021, 20:08

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Well - put your money where your ... ahem ... is

https://www.studiolambert.com/take-p...ttraction.html

I would but I like to keep the magic for my lover only It would be unfair to those millions (hundreds?) of women who watch the show to see my hunk of body but know they can't have a piece of me - I'm not that cruel

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26 May 2021, 20:39

Originally posted by Whorty View Post

I was called a 'stud muffin' recently by a female friend, and no, she wasn't drunk and doesn't need glasses .... I think I'd do well on Naked Attraction

does she have a scottish(ish) accent and a remarkable similarity to Robin Williams?

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26 May 2021, 20:44

Originally posted by vetran View Post

does she have a scottish(ish) accent and a remarkable similarity to Robin Williams?

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/51022ad...7-35dc60239215

Where did you get a video of my friend?

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26 May 2021, 21:36

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Where did you get a video of my friend?

she is a he!

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27 May 2021, 08:06

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she is a he!

I wondered why she stood up to pee

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27 May 2021, 08:24

Originally posted by vetran View Post

again probably for you they don't call me "long john" for nothing.

No, it's a least a tenner a time. Double if there is a woman present.

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27 May 2021, 08:34

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No, it's a least a tenner a time. Double if there is a woman present.

sorry did i charge you? I only charge really Fugly people.

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#29

27 May 2021, 11:53

From the one episode I watched, the show could be sued for false advertising. There was a lot of naked, but I saw nothing attractive.

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#30

27 May 2021, 14:42

That last thing I want to see on TV is a close up of somebody's weenus FFS!
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