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3 years clear!
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You're not been dense, they are two separate things, yeah I've had mine and someone else's share, I had very good health from 6 months until 50.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger -
Good news Gibby. Expect it was some ancient Greek god who saved you for still believing in them.bloggoth
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But did you do the crossword?Originally posted by Gibbon View PostGot to have some pleasures in life or ain't worth living. After the op, which is f**king awful, I had devised myself a 'fitness test' it was to walk 1.5 miles up the hill to the pub have a pint and read the paper (Times) and walk back without leaking whilst doing kegel exercises. Worked a treat!
But why the fuss? I've been clear for over 51 years.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Monkey knife fight ?Originally posted by Gibbon View PostThanks everyone. 54 next month, not bad to say I was given the last rites when I was born. Had an infected gland in my neck, resulted a large sword like scar on my neck. When I joined the RAF (at 16) told the older bigger boys that it was a result of a knife fight, funny thing is never got bullied.
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When I had spinal surgery on my neck I had an impressive scar across my throat. That's what I told people. Or that I cut myself shaving. With a machete.Originally posted by Gibbon View PostThanks everyone. 54 next month, not bad to say I was given the last rites when I was born. Had an infected gland in my neck, resulted a large sword like scar on my neck. When I joined the RAF (at 16) told the older bigger boys that it was a result of a knife fight, funny thing is never got bullied.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostBut did you do the crossword?
But why the fuss? I've been clear for over 51 years.
Just the brain wasting disease then?Comment
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You really are on form tonight NAT.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostBut did you do the crossword?
But why the fuss? I've been clear for over 51 years.
If any other CUKer had posted what you have tonight you'd have given them a ban ... BR14 with his violin was less offensive than this and you banned him.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Fair point.Originally posted by Whorty View PostIf any other CUKer had posted what you have tonight you'd have given them a ban ...
I do think that 3 years clear is something to celebrate. And I hope he'll have at least 51 years of being clear.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I fell on a metal gate-post doing DofE as a teen. No real injury, just a bad graze, but it left a lovely long scar over my heart. Still there decades later, no idea why.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhen I had spinal surgery on my neck I had an impressive scar across my throat. That's what I told people. Or that I cut myself shaving. With a machete.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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