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    #41
    Originally posted by TwoWolves View Post
    As a Father with uncommonly attractive daughters, I'm offended that you don't wish to join me in the Gents for a slash.

    It's not as if I'm going to bother you, I'll be too busy trying to control my gag reflex.
    So G-Jabs is in luck!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #42
      Women could just buy one of those funnel things, then they could use the urinals. I'll leave it to you lot to Google.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #43
        The old bierkellers had open pee pee troughs under the tables.

        Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
        Der Gemütlichkeit
        Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
        Der Gemütlichkeit.
        Last edited by Paddy; 11 February 2021, 21:45. Reason: Ein Prosit
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #44
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          Women could just buy one of those funnel things, then they could use the urinals. I'll leave it to you lot to Google.
          SheWees or some such thing. Never tried them

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            #45
            The old bierkellers had open pee pee troughs under the tables.

            Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
            Der Gemütlichkeit
            Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
            Der Gemütlichkeit.
            Generally other Europeans, Germans and Spanish anyway, seem much less sensitive about these things. I remember in Munich a chap in a business suit peeing in a planter and everyone walked past and took no notice. In Spain, forget where exactly, blokes who needed a pee near a crowded beach just used the nearest wall.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #46
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Generally other Europeans, Germans and Spanish anyway, seem much less sensitive about these things. I remember in Munich a chap in a business suit peeing in a planter and everyone walked past and took no notice. In Spain, forget where exactly, blokes who needed a pee near a crowded beach just used the nearest wall.
              Where did the women pee?

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                #47
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Generally other Europeans, Germans and Spanish anyway, seem much less sensitive about these things. I remember in Munich a chap in a business suit peeing in a planter and everyone walked past and took no notice. In Spain, forget where exactly, blokes who needed a pee near a crowded beach just used the nearest wall.

                Time for the airport story.

                I had just landed at Schiphol airport, fought my way through customs etc, spotted a toilet and popped in to point Percy at the porcelain. Standing at the urinal releasing a couple of cups of coffee an attractive blonde girl (about 20 years old) reached over me to polish the wall. She looked down at Percy , looked up and flashed me a massive smile, this was my first experience of male toilets cleaned by females.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  Time for the airport story.

                  I had just landed at Schiphol airport, fought my way through customs etc, spotted a toilet and popped in to point Percy at the porcelain. Standing at the urinal releasing a couple of cups of coffee an attractive blonde girl (about 20 years old) reached over me to polish the wall. She looked down at Percy , looked up and flashed me a massive smile, this was my first experience of male toilets cleaned by females.
                  Is Percy your partners name?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Paralytic View Post
                    Is Percy your partners name?

                    no.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      Time for the airport story.

                      I had just landed at Schiphol airport, fought my way through customs etc, spotted a toilet and popped in to point Percy at the porcelain. Standing at the urinal releasing a couple of cups of coffee an attractive blonde girl (about 20 years old) reached over me to polish the wall. She looked down at Percy , looked up and flashed me a massive smile, this was my first experience of male toilets cleaned by females.
                      Remember the country you landed in and as such I will refer you to this song...

                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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