A religion I can get behind!

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ly-Tier-3.html

Tequila bar owner registers his Nottingham venue as a CHURCH in bid to open legally under Tier 3 Covid restrictions because it will be a place of worship

• Bar in Nottingham applies to become The Church of the Four Hundred Rabbits
• Government lockdown rules allow places of worship to stay open, even in Tier 3
• Punters can choose to be a 'bunny believer' or 'reverend of the righteous rabbits'
• The bar's owner says it is intended as a joke, but 'it comes from a serious place'

Let the congregation names come forth!

Maybe Rampant rabbits for NLyUK, Bucks & Does, Kits or leverets for the lucky who still have any hair.

suggestions welcome.

It is however unlikely that there was a virgin birth as frankly they are at it like rabbits!

[NotAllThere]

I thought you were a worshipper of his noodliness.

APOSTATE!!!!!!

[vetran]

I thought you were a worshipper of his noodliness.

APOSTATE!!!!!!

I worship my wife!

no decent names?

[xoggoth]

I'd like a religion where I could get behind too.

[vetran]

I'd like a religion where I could get behind too.

Ever thought of becoming a catholic priest?

[xoggoth]

Ever thought of becoming a catholic priest?

Good idea. I can have a glory hole in the confessional.

[d000hg]

Churches get all the breaks... they can offer booze with just a small wafer rather than a substantial meal.

[NotAllThere]

I worship my wife!

To be fair, my wife and I both worship the same guy.

Me.

[vetran]

To be fair, my wife and I both worship the same guy.

Me.

Some people have suggested you are very into self worship!

[darmstadt]

I'd like a religion where I could get behind too.

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