A religion I can get behind!

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xoggoth replied

30 November 2020, 20:34
Another landlord has come up with another excuse to keep his pub open. By offering a pint called "Substantial Meal".

Loophole to Tier 2 'substantial meal' rule at Brighton pub | The Argus
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darmstadt replied

30 November 2020, 20:09
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

I'd like a religion where I could get behind too.

Urban Dictionary: Assnostic

Urban Dictionary: adonitology

Ass Worship | Encyclopedia.com
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vetran replied

30 November 2020, 19:41
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

To be fair, my wife and I both worship the same guy.

Me.

Some people have suggested you are very into self worship!
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NotAllThere replied

30 November 2020, 19:06
Originally posted by vetran View Post

I worship my wife!

To be fair, my wife and I both worship the same guy.

Me.
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d000hg replied

30 November 2020, 16:40
Churches get all the breaks... they can offer booze with just a small wafer rather than a substantial meal.
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xoggoth replied

30 November 2020, 16:24
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Ever thought of becoming a catholic priest?

Good idea. I can have a glory hole in the confessional.
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vetran replied

30 November 2020, 16:05
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

I'd like a religion where I could get behind too.

Ever thought of becoming a catholic priest?
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xoggoth replied

30 November 2020, 16:03
I'd like a religion where I could get behind too.
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vetran replied

30 November 2020, 15:47
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

I thought you were a worshipper of his noodliness.

APOSTATE!!!!!!

I worship my wife!

no decent names?
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NotAllThere replied

30 November 2020, 15:45
I thought you were a worshipper of his noodliness.

APOSTATE!!!!!!
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vetran started a topic A religion I can get behind!

30 November 2020, 15:28
A religion I can get behind!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ly-Tier-3.html

Tequila bar owner registers his Nottingham venue as a CHURCH in bid to open legally under Tier 3 Covid restrictions because it will be a place of worship

Bar in Nottingham applies to become The Church of the Four Hundred Rabbits

Government lockdown rules allow places of worship to stay open, even in Tier 3

Punters can choose to be a 'bunny believer' or 'reverend of the righteous rabbits'

The bar's owner says it is intended as a joke, but 'it comes from a serious place'

Let the congregation names come forth!

Maybe Rampant rabbits for NLyUK, Bucks & Does, Kits or leverets for the lucky who still have any hair.

suggestions welcome.

It is however unlikely that there was a virgin birth as frankly they are at it like rabbits!
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