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Is there no end to this PC/Woke madness?

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    #21
    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    oy, you come near my BBQ and you are in trouble, it's the mans domain.
    Never understood this, every BBQ I have hosted I have had family friends look after the barbie, which means I can spend more time drinking.

    And if anyone gets food poisoning, I have an alibi.

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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      #22
      I reckon they saw this joke.

      WOMEN don't risk passing out in the kitchen with the extremely high temperatures outside whilst cooking your mans dinner.


      Simply drag the cooker outside into the shade!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #23
        Originally posted by norrahe View Post

        It's the same attitude I've encountered at BBQ competitions and probably the same attitude I'll encounter when I set up my BBQ cook school, but it hasn't stopped major brands such as Big Green Egg enlisting me as their ambassador.

        BBQ Women - Female Pitmasters and Experts - Thrillist
        They enlisted you because of this woke pc culture. Sorry to break this to ya, they had to fill a quota.

        You wanna come to my backyard and have a bbq cook off?? You think you got the meatballs to do it?

        Oh greenegg is for yuppies.
        Last edited by woohoo; 13 August 2020, 17:11.

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          #24
          I wonder when the BBC Asian Network will be hiring some fat beer drinking northern type called Daryl to, you know, freshen up the presenting staff.

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            #25
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            I use to melt bic pens and the very plastic crisp packets you use to get, when I was about 8 under the grill. By the time I was doing chemistry at secondary school I preferred to do different experiements using the chemicals there. (Though oddly the stricter chemistry teachers were the ones to try such stuff on and those sciences benches were very thick. )
            I'll bet it wasn't just the bench tops that were thick at your school...





            I'm kidding I'm kidding.. Don't hurt me!!
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #26
              Originally posted by woohoo View Post
              They enlisted you because of this woke pc culture. Sorry to break this to ya, they had to fill a quota.

              You wanna come to my backyard and have a bbq cook off?? You think you got the meatballs to do it?

              Oh greenegg is for yuppies.
              Psst, woohoo. Stop making a bigger arse of yourself than you are already. Norrahe is respected across Europe and makes good money out of this...
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #27
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                Psst, woohoo. Stop making a bigger arse of yourself than you are already. Norrahe is respected across Europe and makes good money out of this...
                Cojak, I’m having a laugh, banter and piss take of myself.

                Twice in a row my humour has fallen flat. I bow out and take my bbq twizzler sausages with me.

                I will say one thing though and I’m serious about this, gas bbq’s are outdoor ovens, coal rules and **** you mods.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                  Cojak, I’m having a laugh, banter and piss take of myself.

                  Twice in a row my humour has fallen flat. I bow out and take my bbq twizzler sausages with me.

                  I will say one thing though and I’m serious about this, gas bbq’s are outdoor ovens, coal rules and **** you mods.
                  And don’t forget yer sausages!
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    And don’t forget yer sausages!
                    I will sort my own sausages if you keep your baps to yourself.

                    Please note. Baps is a northern term referring to a soft bread bun.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                      There are those of us who beg to differ dearie! You stick to your BBQ and I'll stick to mine!

                      It's the same attitude I've encountered at BBQ competitions and probably the same attitude I'll encounter when I set up my BBQ cook school, but it hasn't stopped major brands such as Big Green Egg enlisting me as their ambassador.

                      BBQ Women - Female Pitmasters and Experts - Thrillist
                      norrahe, I admire anyone that makes a success of their talent and I would love to visit your bbq school, if only to tut passively aggressively at the back of the class.

                      It was just a bit of banter, apologies if my humour fell flat, saying all that don’t touch my Weber bbq.

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