Christ he's black!

[LondonManc]

Off the top of my head, I would hazard a guess that there are more non-white Christians than white Christians in the world. St Albans seems to be an unlikely place to find the cutting edge, but maybe they're looking to the future, and not the past.

Brilliant. Except we're talking about one here. A digital recreation shows him to look like this:



Looks like a Jewish lad I went to school with who has ended up moving back to Israel funnily enough (pure coincidence, don't get excited!).

[vetran]

Brilliant. Except we're talking about one here. A digital recreation shows him to look like this:



Looks like a Jewish lad I went to school with who has ended up moving back to Israel funnily enough (pure coincidence, don't get excited!).

I think he fixed my car a few years ago.

[DoctorStrangelove]

I think he fixed my car a few years ago.

Bit of a come down after feeding the 5000.

[LondonManc]

I think he fixed my car a few years ago.

2000 years being a few?

[Scruff]

Bit of a come down after fixing the Fiat 500.

FTFY

[vetran]

2000 years being a few?

hey it gets boring when you have eternal life.

[Paralytic]

The new testament never describes him - which is odd for any book about a person.

How can a fiction book be "about" someone?

[vetran]

How can a fiction book be "about" someone?

easy

What Anastasia feels about Christian’s cherished body part: “He’s my very own Christian Grey flavor Popsicle.” “Hmm… he’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, and surprisingly tasty…”

[NotAllThere]

How can a fiction book be "about" someone?

Are you clinically thick?

[Old Greg]

Makes my ******* blood boil this. It says it's to show solidarity, looks more like pathetic pandering to me. I'm lost for words....

I've a feeling this is going to offend more people than it appeases by a very wide margin.

I've asked the bishop to include a trigger warning next time

The Ethiopian church managed to produce both dark faced and pale faced images of Jesus (example of latter below) without needing to create safe spaces for professional offence takers.