Retraining as a proctologist - starting at the bottom.

**wattaj** · 29 May 2020, 09:13

Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Anyone with their finger in the pie can give me some tips?

Yes: you need to roll your patient over. HTH.

**Old Greg** · 29 May 2020, 09:28

Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Anyone with their finger in the pie can give me some tips?

Piles of work to be had, but make sure you specialise, so you don't fall between two stools.

**NotAllThere** · 29 May 2020, 09:36

Don't be a wartime gynaecologist - they send you straight to the front.

**Andy2** · 29 May 2020, 09:50

keep digging for more tips

**Paddy** · 29 May 2020, 10:10

Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Anyone with their finger in the pie can give me some tips?

Remember, a digital examination does not involve a computer.

**woohoo** · 29 May 2020, 11:31

Just get stuck in there and work your way through the crap, you have the tiny hands needed for this job.

**northernladuk** · 29 May 2020, 11:33

Take your watch off if the goatse guy turns up.

**DimPrawn** · 29 May 2020, 11:39

My advice is to put both hands on the patients shoulders before inserting the probe.

**ladymuck** · 29 May 2020, 15:03

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