Retraining as a proctologist - starting at the bottom.

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Mordac replied

30 May 2020, 16:15
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

My friend got a golfball lodged up his 'arris.
I asked him if it was stuck - turns out it wasn't but it had gone up a fair way.

It can happen, especially on the back nine...
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ladymuck replied

30 May 2020, 10:04
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Don't light a match to try coax gerbils out...

Reminds me of this:
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northernladuk replied

29 May 2020, 22:20
Don't light a match to try coax gerbils out...
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LondonManc replied

29 May 2020, 22:03
My friend got a golfball lodged up his 'arris.
I asked him if it was stuck - turns out it wasn't but it had gone up a fair way.
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Mordac replied

29 May 2020, 17:29
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Anyone with their finger in the pie can give me some tips?

Remember to wear gloves. And don't call the brown smelly stuff "tulip", they'll think you're a nutter...
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NotAllThere replied

29 May 2020, 16:47
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Anyone with their finger in the pie can give me some tips?

Don't do it. You'll be eternally in debt. Proctologists are always in arrears.
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northernladuk replied

29 May 2020, 15:46
WTFHs first patient comes in in with bad case and drops his pants. WTFH has a quick look and gags. He pops in to the next room and comes back with a big stick. 'You are going to stick that up me bum are you' cries the patient in fear. WTFH calm responds saying 'no, I'm going to open some windows'
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ladymuck replied

29 May 2020, 15:03
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DimPrawn replied

29 May 2020, 11:39
My advice is to put both hands on the patients shoulders before inserting the probe.
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northernladuk replied

29 May 2020, 11:33
Take your watch off if the goatse guy turns up.
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woohoo replied

29 May 2020, 11:31
Just get stuck in there and work your way through the crap, you have the tiny hands needed for this job.
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Paddy replied

29 May 2020, 10:10
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Anyone with their finger in the pie can give me some tips?

Remember, a digital examination does not involve a computer.
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Andy2 replied

29 May 2020, 09:50
keep digging for more tips
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NotAllThere replied

29 May 2020, 09:36
Don't be a wartime gynaecologist - they send you straight to the front.
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Old Greg replied

29 May 2020, 09:28
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Anyone with their finger in the pie can give me some tips?

Piles of work to be had, but make sure you specialise, so you don't fall between two stools.
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