Retraining as a proctologist - starting at the bottom.

[northernladuk]

WTFHs first patient comes in in with bad case and drops his pants. WTFH has a quick look and gags. He pops in to the next room and comes back with a big stick. 'You are going to stick that up me bum are you' cries the patient in fear. WTFH calm responds saying 'no, I'm going to open some windows'

[NotAllThere]

Anyone with their finger in the pie can give me some tips?

Don't do it. You'll be eternally in debt. Proctologists are always in arrears.

[Mordac]

Anyone with their finger in the pie can give me some tips?

Remember to wear gloves. And don't call the brown smelly stuff "tulip", they'll think you're a nutter...

[LondonManc]

My friend got a golfball lodged up his 'arris.
I asked him if it was stuck - turns out it wasn't but it had gone up a fair way.

[northernladuk]

Don't light a match to try coax gerbils out...

[ladymuck]

Don't light a match to try coax gerbils out...

Reminds me of this:

[Mordac]

My friend got a golfball lodged up his 'arris.
I asked him if it was stuck - turns out it wasn't but it had gone up a fair way.

It can happen, especially on the back nine...