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    #21
    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    you mean, apart from yourself?
    or should we ban 'gin *******' too?
    and docklands fancy winebar *******?
    where will it end?

    oh, wailey wailey

    Oh... Ban me now
    And coffee ******* too.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Lance View Post
      Isn’t ‘war chest’ geordie for ‘my tits’?
      Would be 'Our tits' Shirley ??
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #23
        Phwoar chests.
        Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market.

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          #24
          Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
          If Cretin A has a warchest of 100 groats and Cretin B has a warchest of 200 groats and Cretin A gives Cretin B 20% of their warchest for each 100 groats in Cretin B's warchest, how many groats does Cretin B have in their warchest?
          3 weeks worth. He then takes a gig with payment terms of 4 weeks. Then whines he does not have enough money to live on due to agent morals. How many groats does he have to sell his body for down the docks?

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            #25
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            3 weeks worth. He then takes a gig with payment terms of 4 weeks. Then whines he does not have enough money to live on due to agent morals. How many groats does he have to sell his body for down the docks?
            He won’t get much this week because nlady’s working too and she’s cheap as chips.

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              #26
              Used to have a 9-12 month warchest. That was based on my burn rate (which included a mortgage).
              Now we have no mortgage , it's probably around 24 months without me putting anything extra into it.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #27
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                Used to have a 9-12 month warchest. That was based on my burn rate (which included a mortgage).
                Now we have no mortgage , it's probably around 24 months without me putting anything extra into it.
                All I'm going to say, is I'm glad we have prepared accordingly.

                Really feel for others who are not in a stable situation, I believe the government could have done more, but I do have largely self employed people in my family (not contractors).
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #28
                  I have 15 years warchest. Is it enough ?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                    I have 15 years warchest. Is it enough ?
                    Its enough to pay CUK subscriptions...

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                      I have 15 years warchest. Is it enough ?
                      It is if you've started to lose your sense of taste and smell.

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