Reply to: Warchest *******

[GhostofTarbera]

Ok permission given to mention warchest for contractors out of work for 2 weeks due to covid19




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[TestMangler]

Even Ozzy knew the importance of a war chest !

Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees, the war chests crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan laughing, spreads his wings
Oh lord, yeah!

[Old Greg]

I have 15 years warchest. Is it enough ?

It is if you've started to lose your sense of taste and smell.

[BrilloPad]

I have 15 years warchest. Is it enough ?

Its enough to pay CUK subscriptions...

[Andy2]

I have 15 years warchest. Is it enough ?

[MrMarkyMark]

Used to have a 9-12 month warchest. That was based on my burn rate (which included a mortgage).
Now we have no mortgage , it's probably around 24 months without me putting anything extra into it.

All I'm going to say, is I'm glad we have prepared accordingly.

Really feel for others who are not in a stable situation, I believe the government could have done more, but I do have largely self employed people in my family (not contractors).

[WTFH]

Used to have a 9-12 month warchest. That was based on my burn rate (which included a mortgage).
Now we have no mortgage , it's probably around 24 months without me putting anything extra into it.

[jamesbrown]

3 weeks worth. He then takes a gig with payment terms of 4 weeks. Then whines he does not have enough money to live on due to agent morals. How many groats does he have to sell his body for down the docks?

He won’t get much this week because nlady’s working too and she’s cheap as chips.

[BrilloPad]

If Cretin A has a warchest of 100 groats and Cretin B has a warchest of 200 groats and Cretin A gives Cretin B 20% of their warchest for each 100 groats in Cretin B's warchest, how many groats does Cretin B have in their warchest?

3 weeks worth. He then takes a gig with payment terms of 4 weeks. Then whines he does not have enough money to live on due to agent morals. How many groats does he have to sell his body for down the docks?

[DealorNoDeal]

Phwoar chests.

[TestMangler]

Isn’t ‘war chest’ geordie for ‘my tits’?

Would be 'Our tits' Shirley ??

[ladymuck]

you mean, apart from yourself?
or should we ban 'gin *******' too?
and docklands fancy winebar *******?
where will it end?

oh, wailey wailey

Oh... Ban me now
And coffee ******* too.

[Lance]

Isn’t ‘war chest’ geordie for ‘my tits’?

[Scruff]

One Meelion Rupees...

[TestMangler]

No, if time served contractors have spunked all their money on consumer bollocks then that's their lookout. They deserve a punch in the face, not sympathy. And then maybe some advice, but the punch in the face is important and has to come first.

You still buying Huddersfield one chunk at a time with yours ???