Even I think you're being a whiny baby.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
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No offence Tarbie (Especially as we've met and it was a pleasure), but that's rich coming from somebody who seems to exist purely to troll the forum nowadays.Comment
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If Cretin A has a warchest of 100 groats and Cretin B has a warchest of 200 groats and Cretin A gives Cretin B 20% of their warchest for each 100 groats in Cretin B's warchest, how many groats does Cretin B have in their warchest?Comment
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236Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostIf Cretin A has a warchest of 100 groats and Cretin B has a warchest of 200 groats and Cretin A gives Cretin B 20% of their warchest for each 100 groats in Cretin B's warchest, how many groats does Cretin B have in their warchest?Comment
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We'll have a graph soon enough showing that Cretin C has the best warchestOriginally posted by jamesbrown View PostIf Cretin A has a warchest of 100 groats and Cretin B has a warchest of 200 groats and Cretin A gives Cretin B 20% of their warchest for each 100 groats in Cretin B's warchest, how many groats does Cretin B have in their warchest?
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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You still buying Huddersfield one chunk at a time with yours ???Originally posted by barrydidit View PostNo, if time served contractors have spunked all their money on consumer bollocks then that's their lookout. They deserve a punch in the face, not sympathy. And then maybe some advice, but the punch in the face is important and has to come first.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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One Meelion Rupees...I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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