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Would be 'Our tits' Shirley ??Originally posted by Lance View PostIsn’t ‘war chest’ geordie for ‘my tits’?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Phwoar chests.Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market.Comment
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3 weeks worth. He then takes a gig with payment terms of 4 weeks. Then whines he does not have enough money to live on due to agent morals. How many groats does he have to sell his body for down the docks?Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostIf Cretin A has a warchest of 100 groats and Cretin B has a warchest of 200 groats and Cretin A gives Cretin B 20% of their warchest for each 100 groats in Cretin B's warchest, how many groats does Cretin B have in their warchest?Comment
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He won’t get much this week because nlady’s working too and she’s cheap as chips.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post3 weeks worth. He then takes a gig with payment terms of 4 weeks. Then whines he does not have enough money to live on due to agent morals. How many groats does he have to sell his body for down the docks?Comment
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Used to have a 9-12 month warchest. That was based on my burn rate (which included a mortgage).
Now we have no mortgage
, it's probably around 24 months without me putting anything extra into it.
…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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All I'm going to say, is I'm glad we have prepared accordingly.Originally posted by WTFH View PostUsed to have a 9-12 month warchest. That was based on my burn rate (which included a mortgage).
Now we have no mortgage
, it's probably around 24 months without me putting anything extra into it.
Really feel for others who are not in a stable situation, I believe the government could have done more, but I do have largely self employed people in my family (not contractors).The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Its enough to pay CUK subscriptions...Originally posted by Andy2 View PostI have 15 years warchest. Is it enough ?Comment
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It is if you've started to lose your sense of taste and smell.Originally posted by Andy2 View PostI have 15 years warchest. Is it enough ?Comment
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