Cataract surgery

[northernladuk]

Noticed a bit of cloudiness in my vision - turned out to be a cataract, so I've surgery scheduled for the end of the month. I've a choice of lenses, but none include a zoom function or Quantel.

Cue comments about things that make you go blind.

I noticed something odd with your vision at the meet as well but put it down to your squinty bog eyes and comically bulbous red nose.... me and original PM we sat on the opposite side you but either end of the bench and neither of us knew who you were talking to. Matt sitting in front of you thought you'd not noticed he was there all night.

[vetran]

I thought that you were just getting your eyes done?

when they did the physical and they looked down there, the surgeon took pity on him. Apparently doubling its length was easy they had a spare half inch in the spares bucket!

[Paralytic]

Currently got a patch over that eye that will be removed tomorrow

Isn't that a bit drastic?

[vetran]

I noticed something odd with your vision at the meet as well but put it down to your squinty bog eyes and comically bulbous red nose.... me and original PM we sat on the opposite side you but either end of the bench and neither of us knew who you were talking to. Matt sitting in front of you thought you'd not noticed he was there all night.

would of thought you were used to people ignoring you by now?

[vetran]

Isn't that a bit drastic?

he is getting a glass eye so he can pop it in cocktails.

[NotAllThere]

I know 2 people (not friends) that went into hospital for

Fell and hurt hip
DIY accident- broken collar bone

Both caught coronavirus!!!




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Coronavirus cases have hospitals only for them. Other patients are strictly segregated.

But this surgery and after care is all done at a specialist eye clinic. So I should be fine on that front. And no, I'm not going to lend you £20.

[BR14]

Coronavirus cases have hospitals only for them. Other patients are strictly segregated.

But this surgery and after care is all done at a specialist eye clinic. So I should be fine on that front. And no, I'm not going to lend you £20.

can i have it then?

[Old Greg]

can i have it then?

Do you accept cuckoo clock vouchers?

[NickFitz]

I've been told not to read or use a computer until the patch is off. But there's only so much daytime viewing I can manage...

Finally, a use for podcasts

[vetran]

Finally, a use for podcasts

Many TED broadcasts the audio is enough and of course you can get projector so a 10ft screen is possible.