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To detect dark matter, we just need to build a bird feeder that spins two squirrels around the rim in opposite directions at relativistic speeds and collides them together. -
Maybe, you can measure the speed of light using a microwave and marshmallows apparently.To detect dark matter, we just need to build a bird feeder that spins two squirrels around the rim in opposite directions at relativistic speeds and collides them together.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Perhaps they will one day discover that old beliefs were not actually wrong, just misinterpretations. Could evil spirits actually be dark matter?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Would this also explain squirrel entanglement when a squirrel in Australia will spin in the opposite direction upside down at the same time as the English squirrel?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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You are quite right. Here's a little experiment you can all do at home:Originally posted by xoggoth View PostMaybe, you can measure the speed of light using a microwave and marshmallows apparently.
Measure the Speed of Light Using Your Microwave – The Wonders of Physics – UW–MadisonComment
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