Dark matter squirrels

[vetran]

AtW spins squirrels in the dark..

[ladymuck]

Maybe, you can measure the speed of light using a microwave and marshmallows apparently.

You are quite right. Here's a little experiment you can all do at home:
Measure the Speed of Light Using Your Microwave – The Wonders of Physics – UW–Madison

[Paddy]

Would this also explain squirrel entanglement when a squirrel in Australia will spin in the opposite direction upside down at the same time as the English squirrel?

[xoggoth]

Perhaps they will one day discover that old beliefs were not actually wrong, just misinterpretations. Could evil spirits actually be dark matter?

[xoggoth]

To detect dark matter, we just need to build a bird feeder that spins two squirrels around the rim in opposite directions at relativistic speeds and collides them together.

Maybe, you can measure the speed of light using a microwave and marshmallows apparently.

[NigelJK]

The hidden text is:

To detect dark matter, we just need to build a bird feeder that spins two squirrels around the rim in opposite directions at relativistic speeds and collides them together.

[NotAllThere]