Question for the girls, dumping

[el duder]

Just tell her that, then! (but you may want to leave the depression thing out.....)

if she is german then just tell it to her straight.

the ger's are like that themselves, straight talking, hitler like commandments.

[PerlOfWisdom]

Tell her you had a bet with your mates that when you dump her she will go into worse depression than before so that she doesn't go out with another man for 5 years.

[MarillionFan]

You know what to do Gibbon. Send her a text message saying 'You're dumped' and then dont answer your phone.

She'll get the message eventually.

[Bear]

You know what to do Gibbon. Send her a text message saying 'You're dumped' and then dont answer your phone.

She'll get the message eventually.

Just to be sure - send it in German as well

Sie werden entleert

[TheOmegaMan]

Why not hire a male gigilo to seduce and bed her. Set up a camera system behind the bed and sell the tapes on the internet. Confront her with the evidence - with a bit of luck you might get your money back.

[Pondlife]

It's not me, it's you.

[Nicky G]

Buy a few gay fisting videos and leave them somewhere where she will find them. Or tell her you have HIV.

[ImNotFromIndia]

Ok girls what's the best way to dump a girl. I've been seeing a german girl for for a few months and at Xmas she came over to stay for six days. I was glad to see the back of her. She's a nice girl and all that but not for me, how do I do it without hurting her too much, bearing in mind that after her last relationship she went into drepression and didn't go out with another man for 3 years until moi. She's a bit to keen and has told her best friend that 'I'm the one' , after two failed amrriages I know I'm not the one.

Tell her you got a week contract in Iraq. And that you may not return, so not to wait.

[DimPrawn]

In your best Nazi prison camp accent:

"For you my friend, zee relationship is OVER".

[BillHicksRIP]

You could always play girlfriend rodeo? Tell her it's over midway through sex, and see how long you can stay on?