The last girl I dumped was a 100% nutter and I told her so while I was dumping her.
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Tell the bint you're gay. That way, she can't get depressed thinking it was something she did and possibly avoid her slitting her wrists...Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Actually you could confess to her that you slept with 2 girls this week - let her do the dumping?The pope is a tard.Comment
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slip one in her a**Originally posted by SallyAnneActually you could confess to her that you slept with 2 girls this week - let her do the dumping?
that will get her running...Comment
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Do you have no morals Sally?Originally posted by SallyAnneActually you could confess to her that you slept with 2 girls this week - let her do the dumping?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I cant hear what you're saying pussbag - my NY resolution was to put you on my ignore list, so stop trying to talk to me.The pope is a tard.Comment
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...or tell her that it was her, and her alone that turned you to gayness, as you have become a fully fledged woman-hater brought on entirely by spending time with her.Originally posted by FlubsterTell the bint you're gay. That way, she can't get depressed thinking it was something she did and possibly avoid her slitting her wrists...Call the cops
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Just tell her that, then! (but you may want to leave the depression thing out.....)Originally posted by GibbonOk girls what's the best way to dump a girl. I've been seeing a german girl for for a few months and at Xmas she came over to stay for six days. I was glad to see the back of her. She's a nice girl and all that but not for me, how do I do it without hurting her too much, bearing in mind that after her last relationship she went into drepression and didn't go out with another man for 3 years until moi. She's a bit to keen and has told her best friend that 'I'm the one' , after two failed amrriages I know I'm not the one.Carpe Pactum
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"Tell the bint you're gay"
and that she caused itRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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You give out pretty bad advice SA , e.g. telling people to cheat on their gfs, slaging off the women when people post about their messy divorces. I haven't met many ladies who act like that. How would you feel if someone was advising you bf to act the way you seem to think is acceptable, I'm guessing you might be very hurt.Originally posted by SallyAnneI cant hear what you're saying pussbag - my NY resolution was to put you on my ignore list, so stop trying to talk to me.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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