Are you going to let us make investments into these yew trees, as they will surely grow in value? You could set up a hedge fund.
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Yew trying to get me into trouble?Originally posted by BR14 View Postagreed, from the top of a nearby hill in the Jura, preferably
followed by 'rule brittania' and 'jerusalem'
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And on a Sunday morningDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Who? ME? - never! - honest guvOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostYew trying to get me into trouble?
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You need a hedge-fund manager.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI've just received delivery of 50 1.2-1.4m yew trees, in order to create a classic British yew hedge, here in the heart of Europe, to show these Johnny Foreigners what a real hedge looks like.
My work crew arrive tomorrow to plant the hedges. Any tips in the meantime for keeping the trees a healthy as possible?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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All planted. Now working our way through a crate of beer.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Just be careful with pets around them, and wash you hands after handling them.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Yes, I've heard the effects can be more taxine than HMRC. We've only got a cat, and they tend to avoid yew. We'll keep my grandson well away. Apparently yew berry jam is quite tasty. Just remember to remove the seeds.Originally posted by WTFH View PostJust be careful with pets around them, and wash you hands after handling them.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostJust be careful with pets around them, and wash you hands after handling them.
so like a night with NLyUK!Comment
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