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Funny from Amurka
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That's about as funny as a dose of haemorrhoids.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!! -
Originally posted by northernladuk View PostThat's about as funny as a dose of haemorrhoids."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostIf it was you with the piles, we'd find it hilareous'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostThat's about as funny as a dose of haemorrhoids.Comment
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And another "funny" from Amurka: a piece of toilet paper stuck to the president's shoe.
Trump boards plane with paper stuck to his shoe - BBC NewsComment
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Originally posted by GJABS View PostAnd another "funny" from Amurka: a piece of toilet paper stuck to the president's shoe.
Trump boards plane with paper stuck to his shoe - BBC News“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAnd because of that trip,we had to circle around Ronald Reagan airport for 40 minutes before landing due to a VIP taking off making us late for a meeting, bastard...Comment
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Originally posted by GJABS View PostShould have gone to Dulles
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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